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Goofy_85

30 Kalamazoo, MI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I know this is hard to understand, although I am a large white woman, I am not interested in black men. Also, if you are not from America, don't contact me.*
Welcome to my "Self-summary", information that I have to rack my brain to make myself seem more interesting, than the next person :) Is it true or is it false, I guess you have to decide :)
I guess I should get the technicalities out of the way: I am here for a relationship. If you are looking for a booty call, please move on.
I was raised to take care of my self, so I try to learn everything. If I do not know how to do something, I have no problems asking questions, or diving into it. If I want to see how something works, I tear it apart.
So, what I am looking for? Well, to get right to the point, you have to be male ;). Have to like animals: More specifically cats and dogs, have the ability to stand up for yourself. We already established I have a mouth, you will have to be able to handle that. Also, you have to be able to take criticism and not be easily hurt. You have no problem going camping, hiking, mountain biking, partaking in paintball tournaments, trying new things, and in a breath crash on the couch for the weekend. Heck, having a trade is a plus too: Automotive, Carpentry, Construction, ect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and living life. I work constantly or visit my friends and family on my days off, but more work than fun... seriously, last week I couldn't remember what day of the week it was.
I am always actively trying to learn something. I decided to take a break from getting my BA in History and Religion, and eventually I plan on going to the local community college to get back in to swing of things. I currently take free courses on Coursera and Doulingo. Also, after spending time with my nieces and nephews in a forest, and blanking on SO many scientific names for plants and animals, edible plants I should have known in my sleep, and forgetting the word "Invasive species", I am rereading all of that stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What am I good at???
I would like to think its observing people, listening to what they have to say, and giving advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laughter and smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a. I love any book that is written by Laurel K. Hamilton (horror, fantasy), Margret Weiss's Death Gate Series, Dark Sword, and Dark Heart. I love reading Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe. I have the complete works of both. Any book that deals with Greek and Celtic Mythology, Archaeology, Religion, History of Serial Killers, Crime lords, Cults, Hauntings, Mysteries, and unexplained happenings in the world. I love the Classical Grimm’s Children stories as well.
B. Movies? I love Horror, comedy, romance, mystery, action and any mixing and matching of those genres. I love House on Haunted Hill, freaked me out, and I still get chills every time I think about it and watch it. Due to taking French as a language, I have also have been introduced to a few French films, such as OSS:17, Ils, and Le Frontier ( which replaced House on Haunted Hill in the chiller genre... this one had me covering my eyes and yelling at the screen OH MY GOD!)
C. Music? Like em' all, it takes a lot for me to hate something.
D) Italian, sea food, hotdogs, hamburgers, chicken, and anything that smells and tastes great.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Books
3. Xbox w/ live account
4. my mixed drinks (sigh)
5. Paint supplies
6. My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything to prepare us for the future is written in the past, since we are creatures of habit, this means that we are bound to repeat the same thing over again, so thus shouldn't we know how to stop it by now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, playing on my computer, going to movies, seeing my nieces and nephews, hanging out with my friends, and whatever else strikes my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like insects, most of all grasshoppers. I can go and chase them all day long if I have to. I know a little childish, but oh well, it brings me joy. Also, I will always buy stuff from a school fundraisers...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like cats, can stand on your own two feet, not a chick trapped in a man's body (overly needy/clinger), willing to try new things, and can stand kids (I have ALOT of nieces and nephews.) If I visited your profile, don't be afraid to message me a "Hey".