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AgentDesmond

37 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was in school and had to write an essay, I hated it. So you can imagine how much I love having to sell myself on here without being able to see if it's working or not.

I was born and raised in this wonderful city and when someone says they're bored it makes me cringe. I am a believer in the sayings "Only boring people get bored" and "Can't never did anything" and yes I know the last one is a double negative.

I say thank you when getting off the bus, leave the toilet seat down, read comics, watch all kinds of movies (big budget, independent, foreign, straight to video, etc etc), play pinball, play on playgrounds, am just as happy eating nice fancy food as I am comfort food, hate wearing ties, and am quite content. I save the drama for my movies and TV shows and the baggage for traveling
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. I don't believe in dwelling on what makes me unhappy and complaining about it. I believe in changing it. You know... Living your life. Right now I'm seeing what's out there by being an office temp. It's gotten me the opportunities to work in start-ups, non profits, and major law firms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
answering trivia questions, swinging really high (on swingsets), sleeping, abusing ellipsis, and balancing a bunch of quarters on my elbow and then catching them when I put my arm down with that hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on what side of me they see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Franny And Zooey, Immortality, The Hunter, Descarte's Bones, Green Eggs and Ham, Death in Yellowstone, and comic books and graphic novels too.

MOVIES: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Killer, Breakfast Club, Airplane, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Miller's Crossing, The Thing, Night of the Living Dead, Rushmore, Heat, Empire Strikes Back, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Jaws, and anything by Kathryn Bigelow

SHOWS: The Wire, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel/Firefly, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, House of Games, Arrested Development, Black Books,

MUSIC: Pixies, Laurie Anderson, Talking Heads, AC/DC, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, That Dog, David Bowie, Joy Division, Visqueen, Pulp, Daft Punk, and the New Wave stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music,
juice
my wallet (it's got my ID)
being in water of some sort
comic books
And whatever I'm into at the moment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pointless things that are unimportant in life. Like the old fashioned one about hot dogs and buns being sold in different numbers, why one ply toilet paper exists, how do flies land on the ceiling, and other classics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what I want. I don't believe in having to go out just because it's a Friday or Saturday. I believe in going where you want to and doing what you want to because you want to, not because of what the day is
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like pro wrestling and have even gone to Wrestlemania. And yes, I know it's scripted and all that. And I'll be happy to answer any questions or discuss any favorites... Or blunders.
You should message me if
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You were born in another country and have an accent
You have rad tattoos
You have a passion for something
You have guilty pleasures in movies/tv/music
You have a dog
You have Mario Kart on SNES or N64

Or if you want to, I won't stop you... And I'll write you back