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AgentE47

29 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello all you lobotomites!
I have never done this before so let's be brief.
I am a realist.
Really?
Yes...really.
I have a somewhat dry since of humor that could use a couple of ice cubes.
I have no tattoos but I'd like some.
Hmm....I guess that's it right now.
I'll update my profile from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I plan on going back to school. I had to drop out of UH because my daughter was born.
I like to write short stories and maybe publish a book.
I work for UPS in a warehouse. Blah..sucks worse than a shark trying to give a fellatio.
I would either like to write stories for video games or be a school counselor.
Times ticking and can't decide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good driver. I use my signal and stop at stop signs. I'm also good at getting 4 tickets in 3 different counties in a month. Probably the reason on why I'm a good driver.
I despise people who are "yoloers" and use the term "swagger". Its actually a British word from what I understand meaning style or the way you carry yourself. Heard it in a 007 movie.
I'm a good listener and I'm really good at going off topic.
And I saw limes that were 10 for a dollar at fiesta!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my worn out tennis shoes or that weird face I give them when they're not looking but aren't quite sure if I made a face or not.
My face , nothing special . Four eyes with a nose and mouth. Nothing ghoulish ......I hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES
• LOTR trilogy
Aliens trilogy including Prometheus
Anything post apocalyptic
Anything zombies
Anything with extraterrestrials
What dreams may come
Anything with Leslie Nielson
Action movies
Horror movies
Suspense
I love it all!!!!

TV SHOWS
Family guy
Ancient aliens
Bobs burgers
Old loony toons
Old tom and jerry ( toms first name was actually jasper and jerry didn't have a name)
Anything that catches my interest

MUSIC
Brown eyed girls (kpop)
Rammstein
Celldweller
Korn
Original Alice in chains
Oldies
Old school rap
Eisbrecher
Ruoska

Video Games
Shooters
Rpgs
Jrpgs
RTS
Adventure
Hack and slash

I could go on and on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family

Internet

Videogames

Books

Crunchy food!

Cartoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Different dimensions and the multi verse theory.......and aliens....myths, legends, sex, sex with aliens, sexy myths, sexy legends. *Berry White voice* " Ohhhhg baaaaaby*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home watching TV or movies or doing crafts withmy daughter...and having a glass or two of alcohol..and playing video games..and whatever comes to mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kickass at painting nails. I'm sure Miss Mary Wang down at "Happy nails" would be jealous. No offense to the Asian community.
You should message me if
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You feel like it. Just a random "hey " would suffice and we can go from there.

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