Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello all you lobotomites!
I have never done this before so let's be brief.
I am a realist.
I have a somewhat dry since of humor that could use a couple of ice
I have no tattoos but I'd like some.
Hmm....I guess that's it right now.
I'll update my profile from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I plan on going back to school. I had to drop out of UH because my
daughter was born.
I like to write short stories and maybe publish a book.
I work for UPS in a warehouse. Blah..sucks worse than a shark
trying to give a fellatio.
I would either like to write stories for video games or be a school
Times ticking and can't decide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good driver. I use my signal and stop at stop signs. I'm also
good at getting 4 tickets in 3 different counties in a month.
Probably the reason on why I'm a good driver.
I despise people who are "yoloers" and use the term "swagger". Its
actually a British word from what I understand meaning style or the
way you carry yourself. Heard it in a 007 movie.
I'm a good listener and I'm really good at going off topic.
And I saw limes that were 10 for a dollar at fiesta!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my worn out tennis shoes or that weird face I give them when
they're not looking but aren't quite sure if I made a face or
My face , nothing special . Four eyes with a nose and mouth.
Nothing ghoulish ......I hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
• LOTR trilogy
Aliens trilogy including Prometheus
Anything post apocalyptic
Anything with extraterrestrials
What dreams may come
Anything with Leslie Nielson
I love it all!!!!
Old loony toons
Old tom and jerry ( toms first name was actually jasper and jerry
didn't have a name)
Anything that catches my interest
Brown eyed girls (kpop)
Original Alice in chains
Old school rap
Hack and slash
I could go on and on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Different dimensions and the multi verse theory.......and
aliens....myths, legends, sex, sex with aliens, sexy myths, sexy
legends. *Berry White voice* " Ohhhhg baaaaaby*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home watching TV or movies or doing crafts withmy daughter...and
having a glass or two of alcohol..and playing video games..and
whatever comes to mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kickass at painting nails. I'm sure Miss Mary Wang down at "Happy
nails" would be jealous. No offense to the Asian community.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–99
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You feel like it. Just a random "hey " would suffice and we can go
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