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33 Sheffield, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 15
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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On 6th August 1945 the first atomic bomb was dropped by a United States aircraft on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. On the same day in 1961 russian cosmonaut Major Gherman Titov astonished the world by becoming the first person to spend the whole day in orbit over the earth. And on 6th August 1981 in the city of Liverpool, Heather Paterson emerged kicking and screaming into the world.

Heather dislikes ignorance, war, worrying about money, sewing machines and the sound of ice being cut / crushed / scraped.

She likes summer rain, bar room philosophy, people watching, women and faeries.

She doesn't see the world the same way as other people, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

"Heather was never one of the cool kids, because she never wanted to be"

A commited activist, Heather thinks almost as much as she smokes. At the age of 12 when she became vegetarian, her mother thought it was a phase; That was a long time ago.

Heather is a proud lefty with sympathies with the anarchist / socialist / marxist / libertarian schools of thought. Spiritually she has leanings towards buddhist / pagan / humanist philosophies. However she does not pay her subscriptions or allow herself to be confined by defining to any of the above groups.

She also likes the pretentiousness of writing in the third person.


1. I am Ginger and quite proud of that fact

2. I have a lump on my head from managing to fall off a stationary bicycle when I was 10

3. I love the smell of Playdoh

4. I create random pieces of order in the middle of chaos - like having my dvds in alphabetical order in the middle of a room that otherwise looks like a war zone

5. I took French A Level solely because I had a crush on my French teacher even though I was crap at it

6. I love the word Cunt

7. I once met Mr T

8. I work too much and don't sleep enough

9. I secretly quite like country music

10. I didn't have a TV for years but still watched Eastenders on iplayer even though it's crap

11. I enjoy spending time on my own in London

12. I collect faeries and have a thing about spelling it that way not fairies

13. I have a long list of tattoos and piercings that I want to add to my collection

14. I really don't care about money

15. My goal is to find a way to retire by the age of 40 although I haven't yet figured out how.

16. I want to live on a houseboat

17. I have a not too secret internet addiction

18. When I am really angry / frustrated I cry, which in turn makes me more angry / frustrated

19. I was once mistaken for a drag queen, I took that as a compliment

20. I am vegetarian

21. I like cold curry

22. I am a very proud Auntie

23. I am easily distracted by shiny things

24. I love thunderstorms

25. I didn't think I would manage to come up with 25 things, but apparently have managed it

INFP for those into the personality types thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend more time than is probably healthy pratting about on the internet. I enjoy lazy afternoons sat in a bar with my friends talking rubbish for hours. I enjoy going to gigs but don't do that often enough.

I hold strong opinions and am prepared to stand up for what I believe in, I am crazy enough to believe that I can to some extent change the world.

I live in Rotherham, but spend most of my time in Sheffield.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting off housework


The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea - probably that my hair has changed since they last saw me which it almost always has.

And the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Oscar Wilde or Terry Pratchett. Best recent read: The Sacred Mushroom and The Cross by John Allegra.

Movies: Tank Girl / But I'm A Cheerleader / Better Than Chocolate / Cube / Labyrinth / Hackers / Rocky Horror / Heathers / Trainspotting / Run Lola Run / Craft / Moulin Rouge / Human Traffic / Priscilla Queen of The Desert / Prozac Nation / American Beauty / Go / D.E.B.S. / Pulp Fiction / Pans Labyrinth / Amelie

Music: My Ruin / Nirvana / Placebo / Scissor Sisters / Smiths / Cure / Dresden Dolls / Garbage / Green Day / Hole / Horrorpops / No Doubt / Jack Off Jill / Ani DiFranco / Amy Studt / Kate Nash / Mouldy Peaches / Emilie Autumn / Gogol Bordello . . .

Food: Veggie / Curry / Pesto / Chillies / Italian / Dark Chocolate, lots of stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
crap and politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something with my friends, either nights out or in front of a dvd with a takeaway and bottle of wine or wasting my time playing on the internet cos I am too skint to do the above.
You should message me if
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You have something interesting to say.

I shouldn't have to say this but if you are racist / transphobic / ableist / otherwise discriminatory then jog on.

Tories and / or daily mail readers should probably also be added to that list.