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33 / M / Straight / Single

Cincinnati, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have no kids & I've never been married, I'm intelligent, goal oriented & friendly. I will show up to our first date riding a unicorn wearing a tuxedo & carrying a pot of gold. (OK, that last part was a lie, its hard to ride a unicorn in a tuxedo).

I would say I am a mix between sporty & dorky. I have a serious professional side & a goofy fun-loving side. I love dragons & castles & sci fi & fantasy, but I also play hockey, take Brazilian jujitsu & love watching sports in general.

I try to stay pretty active & eat healthy, its pretty important to me. I will probably never have 6 pack abs again, but I hit the gym regularly but in moderation.

I enjoy video games, but they are more something to veg out to after a tough day. I love to cook and I love massages. I am not really a big drinker, but I will on occasion.

I have cats, which is ironic because I'm allergic, but nothing a daily dose of Zyrtec won't fix. I love them dearly, its probably pretty important you can at least tolerate them. They are super affectionate and I do love them dearly. When I move to Indiana in August, the cats are staying here, but they'll move with me wherever I settle.
What I’m doing with my life
Got accepted to Purdue University to start their MBA program in the fall. After that, who knows...
I’m really good at
Run-on sentences
Sarcasm
Projecting my voice at unfortunate times
Random moments of awesome
Using my powers of Judaism for good or awesome (accounting, finance, investments, anything involving making money)
Eating non-jew friendly meat (mmm bacon)
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I've never really asked that? Maybe that I'm kind of a smartass. . .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lately all school related, I havent been reading much apart from that. . .

Movies: A TON!!! I love movies. My all time favs include Gladiator, the Princess Bride, Any Given Sunday, Snatch, and the Matrix

TV (ok, it wasn't technically listed, but a lot of people put it here): Other than sports I watch Dexter, burn notice, game of thrones (I read the books first, like right when they came out. Yes, I waited 6 years for the latest one), person of interest & other random stuff.

Music: I like a ton of different music, mostly rock to hard rock.

Food: I love sushi, chinese, mexican, tons of stuff, although my fav food to cook is hands down Italian. And I grill a mean steak. . .
The six things I could never do without
1. Good food - healthy, unhealthy, depends on my mood, but it HAS to be tasty. . .

2. My car - gotta get to work to pay the bills. . .

3. Cellphone - no home phone, and I also use it for games and occasionally browsing the net, its multi purpose

4. Diet Citrus Drop - I drink this stuff like they're gonna run out. . .

5. Cat Litter - I couldn't imagine living without it

6. The Interwebz - I mean how else would I get my news/sports/game fix?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Career, life goal stuff. Trips I want to take. Randomness. I might be slightly ADD so I can go from accounting to SQUIRREL!! in 2.3 seconds. . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something awesome and amazing (ok, not usually, but sometimes). Sometimes playing hockey, sometimes hanging out with friends, sometimes staying in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Its really hard to park a unicorn. The worst thing is when they leave while I'm on the date & I have to walk home...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You read this far into my profile. Or I messaged you first. Or both. Really, I don't bite. I like to think I'm actually semi decent conversation (I know, way to set the bar high on that one).