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27 Southampton, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 4, 2013
White, —
Seeing Someone
6' 3" (1.91m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Cebuano (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm easygoing and don't care about too much. People who are overly sensitive and take things too seriously annoy me. I rarely think before I speak, and my mouth is usually at least 5 seconds ahead of my brain. I have a "shoot till you make it" mentality when it comes to stories/jokes/comments/advice, and about 1/3 of what I say will make no sense. I get along well with almost all types of people. I will argue any point with anybody, but I don't really have strong opinions about anything. I usually do whatever comes to my mind in the moment. I suck at being politically correct. I like to say random things and I love it when people find this amusing. I am really good at making up stories and poems, both in writing and in person. I have absolutely no work ethic. I can't pay attention in any class for longer than 10 minutes, I learn everything from the book and I am not even sure why I ever even go to class. I'm a big believer in the power of having true friends and maintaining loyalty to them no matter what. I'm a fairly good looking man.

I am Random, Ridiculous, and Easily Amused
What I’m doing with my life
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Wasting it. Actually not though, I have three jobs. It sucks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like an Eskimo when I sleep, making up random poems/stories
The first things people usually notice about me
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My unusually large head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1984, Brave New World, Vonnegut, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Lullaby, Rant, Catch 22, the Wheel of Time, stuff by Asimov, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, American History X, March of the Penguins, Full Metal Jacket, Momento, My Cousin Vinny, Usual Suspects, K-Pax, Seven, The Wall

Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Joel, R.E.M, Simon and Garfunkel, The Police, AC/DC, Eric Bibb, Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Bowie, Franz Ferdinand, Eagles, Beatles, ZZ Top, Sinatra, Queen, The Who

I really like eggs. All kinds of eggs. Scrambled, hard-boiled, you name it. I also like vegetables a lot. Also, the tears of small children are very yummy. And the small children themselves of course.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, safety, acceptance, emotional purity, self actualization
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You have something funny or clever to say. Or you want to make an extremely inappropriate sexual advance. Seriously, I love those.