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AgoraphobicBlah

25 Carmichael, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), Other
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just on here to have some fun with an awesome lady. :) Don't get me wrong, I'm all up for chemistry and spark cause I'm into that, so let me know if you wanna grab coffee or a drink sometime ;)
Not responding to messages from men.

I'm in love with this one burrito farmer who I'm currently in a relationship with.

PS In an open relationship with Netflix

PPS Not interested in men.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just working my butt off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a pessimist, over-analyzing, being funny, stressing out. Thinking about food. Eating rice
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos, Eyes, Hair, Lips, piercing
Anything superficial obviously..

I remind them of Tina
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nothing interesting

Flowers for Algernon, Lana del Rey,
Noodles, Fish, Bob's Burgers, Bones, Dexter, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food (Fish, rice, noodles, chicken), Water, Clothing, Oxygen, Shelter(Those are given) How about 7?

Job
Car
Computer/Laptop
Toothbrush
Intelligence
Lana Del Rey
Foot tickles

...Burrito farmer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unnecessary things. Over-analyzing everything. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. . .

Why every profile on here is the same? Why people don't just bathe?
People that don't show teeth have fucked up pearly whites.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. :\ Making milkshakes that brings the boys to my yard.

PS They don't come to my yard even with milkshakes. Need ideas!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a 64-year old internet predator who preys on gullible people.

I name inanimate objects. I'll name you, Willy!

Tina is my spirit animal(not a secret), I whimper and make weird noises.

I watch game walkthroughs on YouTube.

I like doge and my hair is real
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a smart, funny and cute woman around 20-35 who's interested in something casual. :)

PS to/too/two, you're/your, there/their/they're, this/these, where/were/we're/wear. You get it.