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35 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 30
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I ride motorcycles, travel the world, help people solve problems, fix computers, have a pet rabbit, and have academic degrees that I never use anymore. I'm a bit of a weirdo and not ashamed of it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I travel a lot. Like, a lot.
So far in 2014 I have visited eight foreign countries. I've also crossed the Prime Meridian, International Date Line, Equator and Arctic Circle.

I fell into working in tech and I'm apparently good at it. I'm as shocked as anyone.

I spent the greater part of my twenties earning degrees in Anthropology (focus in Archaeology) and Medieval History... so naturally I ended up working in tech.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self deprecation, talking for hours, improvisational dada history lessons, mixing classy with absurd, planning defense against zombie attacks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My muppet like hairstyles.

I'm a bit of a recovering goth, so i'm still usually seen wearing all black.

I'm also often seen carrying my motorcycle helmet and/or a heavy computer bag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."
- Duke Ellington

That said, I listen to punk, goth, industrial, traditional folk music from all over the world, jazz... nearly anything. Yes, even hip hop and country. I mostly dislike pop music, and that spans nearly all genres.

I love food of all sorts. When traveling I try to enjoy as much of the local cuisine as I can, but then the first day after I get back to California I consume my own body weight in tacos.

I'm also a bit of a BBC addict. It might need an intervention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorcycle(s)
Companionship (human or animal)
A really fucking fantastic meal every so often
New experiences (travel, adventure, etc)
Intelligent conversation about real or made up subjects.
Better arithmetic skills.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hamster wheel in my brain never stops spinning. Most of the time it's about technology or history or music or HEY LOOK SQUIRREL!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a taxi - could be hopping between parties in any number of world cities or could be taking me home from the airport.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like piercings.
You should message me if
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You can describe your favorite Vampire movie, and why.