I am neither quirky nor geeky.
I do not make snide remarks under my breath or roll my eyes to express disapproval.
I detest complacency and boredom.
I never waste time or words.
If you deem me to be unique and intriguing, it will not be because I profess an exaggerated interest in the bizarre, the absurd, and the arcane.
I am affectionate, attentive, bold, communicative, descriptive, forthright, eloquent, loyal, patient, passionate, persistent, and sincere.
I thrive on adventure, creativity, emotion, honesty, humor, knowledge, and optimism.
I strive to make my life as meaningful as possible.
I've never met a dog that didn't like me.