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Ah-drienne

39 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Forgive me, I am not fond of boxes designed to contain me.

I'm too big for boxes, and too tiny for grandiose self-summary statements. So instead, I wrote a User Guide. You can find it here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1boz5Rrikl6iyAgwhQ9XYWIw0cdErmjjdv4BU3XmJus0/edit?usp=sharing

Meanwhile, here, in no particular order, are some random facts about me:

- I have a Ph.D. in Dramatic Arts. Just call me "Dr. Drama."
- I am an ethical slut. I believe compulsory monogamy for all is a failed social experiment, and that any relationship--open, closed, or slightly ajar--requires rigorous honesty and constant communication.
- I have an alter ego (or two)
- I have a toddler who is the light of my life.
- Yes, my age is listed correctly, and yes, my pics are up to date. Clean livin', bitchez!!
- I once had the distinction of being a Fulbright scholar, a T.V. celebrity in a foreign nation, and a professional belly dancer, simultaneously.
- I have lived in West Africa, Switzerland, France, Scotland, California, Colorado, the Pacific Northwest, and an Indian reservation in South freaking Dakota.
- I speak two and a half languages and can imitate 20+ dialects. I'm reeeaally fun at parties.
- I am, as they say in West Africa, "abu tche-tche."

Pardonnez-moi, je ne suis pas amoureuse des cases destinées à me contenir.

Je suis trop grande pour les cases, et trop petite pour le genre de déclarations grandioses auquels ces résumés se prêtent.

Donc, je vous présente certains faits aléatoires sur moi. Interpretez-les comme vous voulez:

- J’ai mon doctorat en théâtre. Appelez-moi « Docteur Drame »
- J'ai une petite fille adorable.
- Je ne comprends pas la monogamie. Mais je comprendre bien l’honnêteté et le loyauté, et j’insiste que mes partenaires de jeu le comprennent aussi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm an Executive Assistant to a CEO. It's like babysitting, but on the highest possible level.

By night, I enjoy my talents and allow others to enjoy them, sometimes for a fee.

You heard me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting, bringing the fun, attraction coaching, writing, singing, dancing, counselling (particularly in the areas of dating, sex, love, and relationships), and walking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My gregarious personality, quirky wit, flamboyant style, and pin-up girl hips. Oh, and the schnoz. It's pretty hard to miss.

That, and the fact that I'm often up on a stage (or a table, or someone's shoulders), making love to the crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Again, in no particular order:
- Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality, by Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha; GO READ IT NOW!! YES, YOU!!! Go ahead, I'll wait...
- Greek salad, heavy on the feta and kalamatas, light on the onions
- Jonathan Coulton, especially Code Monkey and Skullcrusher Mountain
- The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
- Amelie
- Waiting for Guffman and other Christopher Guest mockumentaries
- They Might Be Giants (duh)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The senses, especially touch and humor
- Human interaction (with my chosen tribe)
- Entertaining
- My babygirl
- My imagination
- That other thing I can't remember right now
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Relationships, ethics, love, the art and science of attraction, philosophy, cultural anthropology, performance studies, social dynamics, human interactions in general. In short: how and why we wacky humans do the things we do.

And right now: how fabulously pretentious I must sound.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing, rehearsing, or recovering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you send me a truly, exceedingly terrible message, it is likely to end up (minus your username, of course) on my Facebook page under the heading "NOT OKAY, CUPID."

Of course, if your message is excessively awesome, it'll probably end up on my Facebook page too. AND I'll write you back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't bore me.

You have the 5 s's: smart, sexy, successful, sociable, and sane.

Beyond that, some free advice:
1. I am only interested in meeting genuinely exceptional people. If you think you meet that criteria, read on.
2. I am mighty popular. Only the clever, the creative, and the persistent will survive.
3. Though I have nothing against sex for sex's sake, I tend to fail at casual. Too passionate.
***Translation: If I don't think I can ever love you, I'm not gonna fuck you.***
And I don't do discreet. Too guileless, too open, and frankly too much of a show-off.

That said, you really *should* message me if...

You're interested, interesting, and can keep up with the conversation (points will be docked for atrocious misspellings and glaring grammatical errors).

You can make me laugh so hard my abs ache.

I don't need to twist your arm to dance with me, sing karaoke (talent level irrelevant), or get a little wild n' crazy, even STONE COLD SOBER. [Not that I'm some sort of straight-edge teetotaler, but if you are a daily (or near-daily) drinker/pot smoker, or require some sort of chemical social lubricant to have a good time, I am not the girl for you.]

You want to trade notes on this whole responsible non-monogamy thing.

You want to become a character in one of my plays.

You're aesthetically pleasing enough that I'll enjoy just staring at your photos.

You have a story to share. I love stories.