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AhBuhCuz

27 F Granger, IN

My Details

Last Online
Nov 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm really shy and quiet and get nervous around strangers, but I like to laugh and have a good time and hang out with my...

...Haha. Just kidding. Fuck all that noise. I'm a BADASS ROCKSTAR and when I OWN THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SOUL you will absolutely LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I put on my pants like everyone else: one leg at a time. And then I jump out of an exploding plane, get into a free-fall gunfight, steal a dead man's parachute, land on a speeding train, kick everyone's ass, save the prince, and abort nuclear armageddon.

I'm also teaching myself to crochet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Popping bubbles. Seriously. If it was an olympic event I would be sporting a dozen gold medals...

...Unless they tested me for performance enhancing drugs. In which case I would be stripped of my medals and be left with nothing but my shattered dreams.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cape.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Book: Sushi
Favorite Movie: Sushi
Favorite Show: Sushi
Favorite Music: Sushi
Favorite Food: ...I'm not sure. I like a lot of different things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fluffy boots
2. Bubble popping games
3. Leather chaps
4. Steak
5. Rasberry coveralls
6. Your mom's face*

*I can actually do without your mom's face.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...How far I could lead you into the woods towards "my family's cabin" before you realize that you are about to shuck this mortal coil via chainsaw and shortly afterwards be turned into a fancy new skin-suit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Urging you to put the lotion on your skin or else you get the hose again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love cold weather but hate the cold. Which is why I own footed pajamas and a latex horse mask.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You are a badass without being a fuckin douche (yea, I'm talking to YOU), and you're both funny as hell and smart enough to show me instead of telling me.

...or if you didn't read any of my profile but you want to see my family's cabin that's deep in the woods.