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Ahh_what_a_ride

28 / M / Straight / Single

Kirkland, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Jun 11
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
One of the great things about growing up is that now we can actually go DO all the things we dreamed of as little kids. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Listen to your heart, follow. It's sometimes scary, but it's the best thing I've found yet.
I’m really good at
Capturing close-up photos of bumblebees in flight.

Guessing where people are from based on their accents.

Explaining complicated things in simple ways.

Finding speed traps.

Long distance driving.

Flash mobbing.

Singing the alphabet backwards.

Finding creative, talented, and excited people and creating things together that haven't been done before.

Getting things done.

Sleeping. I practice nightly. Sometimes morningly if I stay up all night doing something fun. Oops.

I grammer good and I spell good to.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my beard, depending on how recently I've trimmed it and how long I've let it grow out. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Conversations with God, Oneness, The Law of Attraction, Tuesdays with Morrie, 1001 Places to See Before You Die

Movies: Super Troopers, Spaceballs, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Bourne movies, Jackie Chan movies, Office Space, Limitless, Good Will Hunting, Peaceful Warrior, Braveheart, Gladiator, 300

TV: (I don't watch it much but...) Mythbusters, Whose Line Is It Anyways, Seinfeld, Friends, Rocko's Modern Life, Salute Your Shorts, Ninja Turtles, Man vs. Wild, Survivorman, New Girl, Glee

Speaking of food, my cooking skills haven't evolved much past caveman levels. They basically consist of: grab knife, cut meat, put meat over fire, put meat in mouth. Yum yum. Me no hungry anymore. So if you're a culinary genius, that'd be awesome, b/c that'd make one of us.
The six things I could never do without
Coming up with crazy ideas for things I don't know how to do, and then going out and doing them.

Amazing people in my life.

Quiet time to relax and recharge.

The freedom to be myself and do the things I love.

Buckets of laughter.

The seemingly unending supply of incredible food around here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it is that makes two people have sexual chemistry together.
How much of people's profiles are what they're like in real life.
If I feel like doing something new or relaxing here and doing nothing.
How cool it is that great ideas often come to you when you stop thinking about things for a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Holding back how you feel for the sake of being "safe" is retarded. I'd rather go for it and live something AWESOME.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love yourself, animals, and kids. You are happy, playful, creative, nurturing, supportive, thoughtful, optimistic, animated, laugh a lot, younger than me, and are comfortable in your own skin. You are healthy and treat yourself right. You like letting go and being like a little kid and you do so often. You want a long-term relationship. You're loyal and excited about living your life, you don't have any kids yet, you're past the partying and getting wasted stage of your life, you're an old soul too, and you're respectful and considerate of others. Oh! and you have exactly zero duck face pictures in your profile. :)

Being able to cook and give great massages is a definite plus. I love cuddling and physical touch so you gotta be a cuddler too! I like cute energetic excited girls. Typically shorter cute brunettes catch my eye.

I'm gonna sing a song. If you could jump in and sing right along with me, we'll get along great! :)

"What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me. It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!"