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HeThatIsnt

40 Pflugerville, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Filling these things in always seems rather self indulgent. How much can you really learn about someone in such a limited space. I much more prefer some decent conversation to share and learn details about someone. So, email me, chat with me, or let's go out and talk for real and establish a real human connection.

I am sarcastic, serious, and unique
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping other's and trying to make the world a better place in my own little way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm multi-talented. I can fix your sink, hem your dress if need be, fix your computer if time permits and still have an intelligent conversation with you all the while.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Oh, and the shiny bald head. Some friends told me recently that I also come across as very "stand offish" when people first meet me but, I'm actually not. I really am a nice and decent human being, I swear! :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes in music have always leaned more toward the "metal" variety. But, even though that's the bulk of what you'll find in my collection, you also will find The Beatles, The Doors, Tori Amos, hell even some Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip.

Movies, that's all over the place. But, I do have an affinity for, dare I say, "chick flicks." But, you'll never get me to watch those with you -- gotta do that in private to preserve my "manliness."

TV, lately that's been quite a bit of foreign programming. I prefer those because they tend to have a definitive story arch rather than dragging something out endlessly until no one cares anymore. But, of course, The Walking Dead. I have decided yet which is more addictive, the books or the show.

Books, too many to list. Let's talk about it instead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I actually find this one to be a rather ridiculous and illustrative of our overly materialistic society. Things none of us can do without, food, water, and a safe place to rest our head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society as a whole and the insane world we've created for ourselves. I mean, we are supposed to be creatures of some intelligence and yet we fail to use that gift in the least when it comes to our society and daily lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting holes in the walls in my house or tackling some other home remodeling project that has struck my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How the hell is it going to be private if I type it into this lil' box?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
LOL Truth be told, woman don't usually message men on these dating sites, so this section probably shouldn't even be here on the male profiles. But, if I do message you, I fully realize your inbox is probably chaotic to say the least. So, I typically try to keep it "short and sweet." This is simply meant to let you know that I'm interested and if you are as well, let me know. Than we can proceed to actually have a conversation and see if there is something there worth exploring. I look forward to exploring with you. :-)