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Last online
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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~Some~ might sum me up as a bleeding-heart tree-hugging liberal-intellectual... and I couldn't really say that they're wrong...
I'm a mathematical physics major, with a minor in neurology. I care deeply about the health of the environment, and espouse strongly progressive politics.

I enjoy general adventuring and mischief. I'm very social, and most of my free time is spent getting into either hijinks ~or~ shenanigans with my hoodlum pals.
What I’m doing with my life
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Solving mysteries, and breaking into abandoned amusement parks with the help of my ditzy companions and our talking great dane.

I have recently established a small investigation/scientific consulting firm, with a focus on field work and scientific analysis of client's otherwise intractable problems; thus far, however, my work has consisted primarily of freelance consulting for the local po-po.

Additionally, I work as a pit-boss at a casino/resort, and search desperately to find a way to pursue my PhD without having to give up the kick-ass lifestyle to which I have grown accustomed. After finishing that last sentence, it has occurred to me that I apparently spend at least some of my time writing run-on sentences as well.

I also spend quite a bit of my time inventing things; usually devices with some eco-friendly or otherwise beneficent bent. I've cobbled together an exhaust filter that strips the carbon emissions from cars, a microwave-powered steam engine, an electrolytic water filter for use in developing nations, and countless other doodads.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving and fixing things. I'm very sciencey and mathy, and I try to be as helpful with those talents as possible.

What good is being an Olympic-level dorkus, if you can't help others solve their problems?

I have an unlimited supply of trivia both scientific, and useless.

I'm wicked good at speaking in various accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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~Probably the fact that I dress like a sixty year old math teacher.

~I'm bilaterally symmetrical
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My musical tastes are... um... eclectic to say the least.

I am a fan of a lot of underground hiphop, like Blackalicious and The Coup. I am a huge fan of depression-era blues and jazz, and enjoy oldschool big-band stuff as well. I also like the new-wave stuff of the early 80s like Gary Newman and Human League. I love classical, and have a special taste for bombastic pieces, such as Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights. For the most part, the music I enjoy is upbeat, and dancey. Among contemporary acts, I like Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Saadiq, United Future Organization, and a long list of others,

Oh! And I have a bit of a yen for prog-rock! I dig Trex, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Yes, etc. etc..

I am not a fan of country music.

My favorite books are myriad. I tend toward non-fiction, non-narrative works, like Feynman's Six Not-So-Easy Pieces, and Dawkins' The Selfish Gene.
I have a vast library of old occult works, and enjoy collecting old, quack medical texts. My total collection is roughly 60% legitimate contemporary scientific texts, and 40% arcane occult texts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•The fam

•My most excellent friends

•Logic & Reason

•My toothbrush


•My life-sized solid-gold replica of Estelle Getty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of the Universe, and existence. I'm profoundly curious about everything, and I can't help but to research it all. It's pretty compulsive, really. I also spend a lot of time being snarky about the shortcomings of humanity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. That's what sucks about working at a casino-- Having to work weekends and holidays.

On the plus-side, at least I'm inhaling a lot of second-hand smoke, so despite the fact that I've always avoided cigarettes like the plague, I'll still probably die of lung-cancer! Oh wait...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit O.C.D.

On the one hand, this means that my apartment is always very tidy, and that I always smell pleasant; on the other hand, it means that I'm not often very touchy/huggy.
You should message me if
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You enjoy witty banter, or need help solving a murder. Whichever comes up more frequently, I suppose.