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~Some~ might sum me up as a bleeding-heart tree-hugging
liberal-intellectual... and I couldn't really say that they're
I'm a mathematical physics major, with a minor in neurology. I care
deeply about the health of the environment, and espouse
strongly progressive politics.
I enjoy general adventuring and mischief. I'm very social, and most
of my free time is spent getting into either hijinks ~or~
shenanigans with my hoodlum pals.
What I’m doing with my life
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, and breaking into abandoned
amusement parks with the help of my ditzy companions and our
talking great dane.
I have recently established a small investigation/scientific
consulting firm, with a focus on field work and scientific analysis
of client's otherwise intractable problems; thus far, however, my
work has consisted primarily of freelance consulting for the local
Additionally, I work as a pit-boss at a casino/resort, and search
desperately to find a way to pursue my PhD without having to give
up the kick-ass lifestyle to which I have grown accustomed. After
finishing that last sentence, it has occurred to me that I
apparently spend at least some of my time writing run-on sentences
I also spend quite a bit of my time inventing
things; usually devices with
some eco-friendly or otherwise beneficent bent. I've cobbled
together an exhaust filter that strips the carbon emissions from
cars, a microwave-powered steam engine, an electrolytic water
filter for use in developing nations, and countless other doodads.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
and fixing things. I'm very sciencey and mathy, and I
try to be as helpful with those talents as possible.
What good is being an Olympic-level dorkus, if you can't help
others solve their problems?
I have an unlimited supply of trivia both scientific, and
I'm wicked good at speaking in various accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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~Probably the fact that I dress like a sixty year old math
~I'm bilaterally symmetrical
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My musical tastes are... um... eclectic to say the
I am a fan of a lot of underground hiphop, like Blackalicious and
The Coup. I am a huge fan of depression-era blues and jazz, and
enjoy oldschool big-band stuff as well. I also like the new-wave
stuff of the early 80s like Gary Newman and Human League. I love
classical, and have a special taste for bombastic pieces, such as
Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights. For the most part, the
music I enjoy is upbeat, and dancey. Among contemporary acts, I
like Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Saadiq, United Future
Organization, and a long list of others,
Oh! And I have a bit of a yen for prog-rock! I dig Trex, Led
Zeppelin, The Doors, Yes, etc. etc..
I am not a fan of country music.
My favorite books are myriad. I tend toward non-fiction,
non-narrative works, like Feynman's Six Not-So-Easy
Pieces, and Dawkins' The Selfish Gene.
I have a vast library of old occult works, and enjoy collecting
old, quack medical texts. My total collection is roughly 60%
legitimate contemporary scientific texts, and 40% arcane occult
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•My most excellent friends
•Logic & Reason
•My life-sized solid-gold replica of Estelle Getty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of the Universe, and existence. I'm profoundly
curious about everything, and I can't help but to research it all.
It's pretty compulsive, really. I also spend a lot of time being
snarky about the shortcomings of humanity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. That's what sucks about working at a casino--
Having to work weekends and holidays.
On the plus-side, at least I'm inhaling a lot of second-hand smoke,
so despite the fact that I've always avoided cigarettes like the
plague, I'll still probably die of lung-cancer! Oh wait...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit O.C.D.
On the one hand, this means that my apartment is always very tidy,
and that I always smell pleasant; on the other hand, it means that
I'm not often very touchy/huggy.
You should message me if
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You enjoy witty banter, or need help solving a murder. Whichever
comes up more frequently, I suppose.
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