Woman: "I'm going to be a doctor."
Me: "I'm gonna be Batman. GO TEAM VENTURE!"
I am made of pure awesome.
I am apparently hilarious; specializing in "Too Soon" and filthy jokes.
I've had a comic book that needs writing stuck in my head for most of a decade.
I'm an amazing cook.
I am a teddy bear and have no filter
Also I want to be a Time Lord.