I am made of pure awesome.
I am hilarious; specializing in "Too Soon" and filthy jokes. Maybe I should start listening to people and doing stand-up.
I've had a comic book that needs writing stuck in my head for most of a decade.
I'm an amazing cook.
I am a teddy bear and have no filter
Also I want to be a Time Lord, but let's not kid ourselves. Who doesn't? No pun intended.