...we can laugh at each other 24/7.
If you haven't filled out your profile I'm not going to try to
blindly approach with a message. Feel free to message me if you're
willing to tell me enough about yourself that we can have a
Total Bluntness- I've heard from women about the "hey, sexy" creep
messages. Are you aware that us guys also get creepy messages? The
ones we get are phrased, "I charge $x, and would like to meet you
today or tonight..." EWWWW!!! (to both)
NOT if- you have silly self pics in your bathroom mirror. Not only
does it look stupid, but I don't need to see pictures of your
bathroom. Calling them "selfies" doesn't make it more cute, it just
makes you sound more idiot. Apply the same thought to pictures that
are called "duck bill face" or... if you have posted pictures of
yourself in your panties, well, I'm not going to try to explain
that one. Just trust me on this. Don't.
I don't expect anyone to be ready for an Ironman Triathlon, but
I do prefer to be around people who have some concept of
fitness and health.
Silly Joke Area:
The Forest Service Rangers have issued a warning about recent bear
attacks. A suggestion is to wear small bells to warn bears of your
approach and carry pepper spray.
Also, be aware of possible bear activity in the area. Know the
difference between cub droppings, which contain pieces of nuts and
berries, and adult droppings that contain small bells and smell
When I was seven I spilled paint on a wall and ran away, (down the
street and around the block). I thought it would be like a
Leave It To Beaver episode and my folks would hug and kiss
me and be so happy I was back... It wasn't. They didn't. I don't
wanna talk about this anymore.
A guy in a bar approaches a woman, "Are those mirrors on your
pants, because I can sure see myself in them." She smiles back and
answers, "That's kind of hot. You like wearing women's
The proper response to the age-old question of whether a woman's
butt looks big would be, "Oh, HELL YEAH baby!"
Phone texting failures-
"What does IDK, STHU, and TTYL mean?" -"I don't know, shut the hell
up, and talk to you later." -"Well okay, if you won't answer I'll
just call your sister and see if she knows."
Grandpa died, lol. ("lol" does NOT mean "lots of love")