OK, my life story is supposed to be here, right? Hmm, let's see.
For starters, I like conversations, going on long walks/hiking,
riding bicycle, camping, visiting cool new places which are not too
far away. You know, like one-day trips. Also, I don't like clubs.
As one well-known journalist put it, clubs are "cramped, overpriced
furnaces with sticky walls and the latest idiot theme tunes
thumping through the humid air so loud you can't hold a
conversation." Screaming is kind of uncomfortable, it brings back
bad memories. Wait, I shouldn't have said that...
What I’m doing with my life
I used to work as a photographer. Just normal photos, not
forensics. Not car accidents either because, you know, it's blood
and shit and I'm not a murderer. I have plans to maybe just drop
everything and go to some poor African country as a volunteer for a
year or two. That's if I will need to hide until stuff cools down.
Because Earth is warming up, you know, just because of that.
At the moment I work with big steel machines, cutting metal and
shit. Also lasers, lots of lasers everywhere. No, it's not a gay
club, shut up.
I’m really good at
Not killing people. I can totally talk about stuff and, umm... you
know just hang out and then lead you home and leave you there alive
and not chopped up, because why would I chop someone up,
Also listening. I always love to hear a good story.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Oh, you don't look like serial killer at all, how sweet!"
Also, I'm kind of tall. And have glasses. I also think that
haircuts are overrated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"I Am Not a Serial Killer" by Dan Wells
"The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks
The "Harry Potter" series were quite good too.
As for music, currently I'm into electro swing. Caravan Palace and similar stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Six? Damn, I don't have that many...
OK let's think... my PC, phone (because I don't have a watch), bed
(damn I love sleeping) and a proper knife. Because knife is very
important for survival, you can cut... food and stuff. Also my car.
I like my car. I picked it out myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets, how the fuck do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Just hang out with friends. I don't kill them though, that's for sure! Just some drinks.
Also, I can be found playing Mario on Wii.
I'm always open to suggestions, though. You know a nice cozy bar which is not too crowded? Count me in!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I only brought one new thing from last holidays, a huge steel
knife. I need it to cut chicken.
Also a fridge magnet. I love fridge magnets.
You should message me if
You want to meet a guy who is not a serial killer!
And don't message me if you don't get sarcasm. Seriously, it gets
very awkward. You will just stand there and stare at me in
disbelief (you know that "Are you... serious?" look) and then I
will poke you with a long stick to see if you're still alive or if
I should just run already.