For future reference... I don't answer IMs on here... No... really... I don't answer IMs. If you want to talk to me, take the extra time to send me a message... but if you're going to send me a message... read my bloody profile. Mmkay thanks.

First off: Scroll down, read my "please do not message me if" section. If you fall under any of those catetories please navigate away from my page. Mmkay. Yeah, thanks.

My name is Kimberly. Not "sweetie", "cutie", "Aisha", or anything else you morons keep trying to call me. Kimberly.

Lets see... right now I'm working at The Clubhouse in Dallas as a bartender... though I'd be totally open to being someone's personal secretary haha. Right now, I'm tossing around ideas as to what I want to go to school to study. I have no idea what I want to do with my life and it's a bit disconcerting... I've been bouncing from major to major and college to college trying to find a something I can see myself doing for the rest of my life and am taking a break right now. I'm rather apathetic about most things and often people interpret that as disdain. I'm a blunt sometimes short-tempered person though I have the "make everything and everybody all better" mentality that I inherited from my mum. I read too much, Alastair Reynolds lately.

I am a closet candy kid -- I rave, spin poi, and shuffle once or twice a month. Haha, hell I have The Reward is Cheese by Deadmau5 as my ringtone. If you haven't heard it... go download it. I'm also a recovering House and Hardstyle addict... If you have any music suggestions from any other genre I'd be extremely grateful haha. Besides my random clubbing I'm pretty much a loner. I don't keep many friends, if any at all. Frankly, it sucks, and I'm currently looking to build a good solid group of friends... we'll see how that works out. Let's see... I'm a firm believer in cleanliness and organization. You should see my apartment... haha.

I'm generally a pretty happy person... I laugh a lot... usually about nothing at all... Now that I think about it a lot of people probably think I've lost my bloody mind... oh well. Life is good (in general) -- everyone should learn to enjoy it a bit more.

I'm a little bit of a health nut... emphasis on little. I eat healthy and I go to the gym at least 3 times a week... extremely obese people bother me... there is no reason why you need to let yourself get that out of shape and that unhealthy... that hate probably comes from the fact that my entire living family is up there in the 300lb range... oh well.

I have a special place in my heart for body mods... tattoos, piercings, whatever. I've got one tattoo so far and 13 piercings (10 in my ears, my lip twice, and my tongue). Boys with piercings and tattoos are even better.

I'm really awful at replying to messages. I'm easily bored and it takes a lot to interest me enough to get me to take the time to message someone. I am a bit nicer than I make myself out to seem though. At least that's what people tell me...

I'm not on AIM very much so I guess you creepy people can have it: Aisha8982 (wow is that surprising or what?). Feel free to message me but if you're going to message me have something to say... conversations that consist of greetings from both sides and then die off do not interest me.

Here's a random list of things I like: Misanthropy. Music. Medicine. Pathology. Piercings. Guys with Piercings. Scene boys. Bondage. Contrast. Dark hair and light eyes. Black clothing. Blood and gore in movies. Atheism. Religion. Science. Sleep. Tattoos. Knowledge. Sex. Eyeliner. Psychology. British spelling. Black nail polish. Sarcasm. Sardonicism. Oddly coloured hair. Separating lists with periods. Not in any specific order.

I probably sound a lot less intelligent than I am writing this, I'm feeling rather lazy and am not putting much though into cohesion or sentence structure, as you might have noticed. I think that's enough for now because I've kind of lost interest in this.

People too stupid to read the first line of my profile that have tried to IM me: robert_bell87, simon-jones, jewguy2010, soonermafia, anticashaz, tease87, westbayguy, jeffdavid, pathofskulls, midnight80, forgetit84, idlehandsagain, OWLIE_B, HAHK, robertolll, Suthrnrebel86, wiseguy12, RyanJ1989, ihatetacos, harleyduner, suthrnrebel86, Drugsarebadmmk, jamnissan, deanapii, aaronduane

Trying to find my future. Working crappy dead-end jobs at various mall locations until I get through school. Dancing. Being generally boring (and bored).

Being annoying. Ranting. Nit-picking. Math. Speed reading. Playing the piano. Spinning poi. Stomping. Making an ass out of myself. Sleeping disgustingly long amounts of time. Tuning people out. Being indecisive. Writing. Using a flat iron. Making my mum (and a few others) feel stupid when it comes to anything that is mechanical. Makeup design. Run-on sentences.

My lack of patience.

Hell if I know what else. There should be a little box here where people that know me can post their own responses.

Update: There is!

smirkysmurf noticed that this bit was written before the advent of WikiProfile.

DJDDA thought I seemed "pretty awesome, but rather standoffish."

MelancholyFolly presented DJDDA with the understatement of the year award for his "rather standoffish" statement!

DJDDA gave a beautiful little acceptance speech at the award ceremony. It's a pity you missed it, but I guess there were more interesting things on TV at the time.

Aisha8982 is amused by this.

logancullen is also amused.

pjmcdee notes that itt all posters are ghey.

Aisha8982 notes that pjmcdee must also be "ghey" since he posted as well.

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• David_A_R
• pjmcdee
• logancullen
• DJDDA
• MelancholyFolly
• smirkysmurf

A) Anything Alastair Reynolds, White Light, GEB, Eisenhorn, In The Presence of Mine Enemies, Invisible Monsters, Diary, T.S. Eliot, Anything Chuck Paluhnuik actually to name a few.

B)28 Days Later, 300, Accepted, Across the Universe, Asoka, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Closer, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Poet Society, Dolls, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, Full Metal Jacket, Gattaca, Hostel, Immortal, Interview With A Vampire, Kamikaze Girls, Memoirs of A Geisha, Mr and Mrs Smith, Office Space, Old Boy, Preaching to the Perverted, Return of the King, Stay, Sympathy for Mrs Vengence, The Fifth Element, The House Of Flying Daggers, The Jacket, The Kingdom, The Matrix (the first one), The Secretary, and many more.

C)Techno/Hardstyle/House/Electronica: 4 Strings, And One, David Ringel, Andy Szontagh, Armin Van Buren, Assemblage 23, ASYS, ATB, Axel Coon, Ayla, Bass Hunter, Benassi Bros, Benny Benassi, Chris Lake, Claire Voyant, Combichrist, Crookers, Daft Punk, Das Ich, David Guetta, Deadmau5, Deepack, Denny Tsettos, Dirty South, Dj Antoine, DJ Caffeine, DJ Inphinity, DJ Irene, DJ Isaac, DJ Lady Dana, DJ Raydar, DJ Santana, DJ Shawn Davis, DJ S3rl, DJ Zany, Dutch Masters, Eric Prydz, Fedde le Grande, Felix Cartel, Goldfrapp, Headhunterz, Hitmen, Ian Van Dahl, Ida Corr, JDX, Jeckyll & Hyde, Joachim Garraud, Klaas, L'ame Immortelle, Luna, Lisa Lashes, Neophyte, Nine Inch Nails, Patrick Bunton, Paul Oakenfold, Pavo, Pendulum, Q-ic, Robert Miles, Robo Joe, Scot Project, Showtek, Southstylers, Styles and Breeze, Technoboy, Tiga, Topmodelz, Trance Generators, Tuneboy, Ultrasonic, Utah Saints, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, Yoshimoto, Wumpscut

Rock/Alternative/Other: 10 Years, 12 Stones, A Perfect Circle, Akira Yamaoka, Alice in Videoland, Aqualung, Blue October, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Cake, Celldweller, Chevelle, Coal Chamber, Demon Hunter, Disturbed, Element 80, Endo, Fair to Midland, Fightstar, Filter, Incubus, KMFDM, Korn, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Mushroomhead, Nirvana, Otep, Panic! at the Disco, Prodigy, Pulse Ultra, Radiohead, Relative Ash, The Postal Service, Slipknot, Snow Patrol, Static X, Steril, System of a Down, Taproot, Three Days Grace, Tool, Trapt

Classical/Opera/Instrumental: Bach, Kabalevsky, Mozart, Nobuo Uematsu, Sibelus, Verdi

Jazz: Esthero, Michael Buble

This is an incomplete list... but you get the point.

D) Anything Thai or Italian and any vegetables... and rice... I love rice. But not fried rice... I'm not a fan of fried foods.

Editors

• David_A_R

My car, Drive (in a metaphysical sense), Eyeliner, My computer, My Rott puppy, Music

Editors

• DJDDA

My current career ambitions. Enjoying my youth.

At the club. Stomping my ass off! Sleeping. Out with friends. In with friends. Working(and probably bitching about working). Sitting around online. Watching TV. Playing video games (yay for the Wii haha). Working out.

I'm horribly indecisive... about everything (prime example -- my hair... it changes pretty much every other week... it's almost impossible for me to have a completely up to date picture all the time)... and I get bored of things and people too easily.

I'm also a little bit shallow (emphasis on little). Obesity is a no-no. Piercings/tattoos/other body modifications are a yes.

People, in general, are idiots. They make me laugh.

You're bored and have something interesting to say.

You want to get to know me and possibly hang out... I'm in a constant state of boredom right now and it sucks ass.

You know honestly... it would be more helpful if there was a "You should NOT message me if..." section... so:

You should NOT message me if: you cannot take the time to type out entire words, thoughts, or sentences. The second I see "wut u up 2" you are blocked. Is it sad that it almost hurt to type like that? This includes that new "ghetto-fabulous" speech that everyone is so into all of a sudden. Please... do not "hit" me up. Mmkay thanks.

You should NOT message me if: you want to "hook up" with me... I'm not some desperate wall-flower that can't find a guy without using the internet. And to be honest, if I was going to just "hook up" with someone... I'd find someone from the club that I knew for a fact was good looking and not some sort of psycho.

You should NOT message me if: you you are only messaging me to tell me that I'm cute. Thanks, but I already know this. If anything it just pisses me off. If you're going to message me -- have something original and real to say.

You should NOT message me if: you have not read my full profile. It bothers me when I take the time to type up a very short self summary to help with this whole process and I get asked questions that are already in my profile. I seriously did not spend the time I did re-writing my profile for my fucking health.

You should NOT message me if: you are over the age of 27-28. In case you missed that nice little age indicator... I AM 20! I don't date/flirt with/talk to people that are close to the age my dad should be.

You should NOT message me if: you have no goals in life. If working at the burger joint is your dream job, congratulations -- but I'm looking for someone that has a continual desire to better themselves and their surroundings.

You should NOT message me if: You have issues with the club scene. I don't live there... but I do go a few times a month... and techno, trance, breakbeat and house are my gods right now. So if happy, light-loving, beat-following "raver" chicks piss you off or annoy you, don't waste my time.

You should NOT message me if: you cannot start a conversation. I hate getting messages that leave me thinking "wow... that's nice, he's kind of cute, too bad there's not much I can say to reply." If you can't spend the 20 seconds racking what intelligence you have to come up with a topic for conversation with me, then I guess you're not worth whatever time I would have been willing to put into you. Also, don't message me and then expect me to start a converstation with you. If I had something to talk about with you then I would have messaged you.

You should NOT message me if: You are just trying to insult me... Unless of course you want to be put into the "hate mail" portion of my blog. I really couldn't care less what you think of me so keep your insults to yourself.

You should NOT message me if: I have failed to reply to a message you've sent me in the past. This means that I am not interested... I'm pretty good about at least reading all of my mail... and if I didn't reply to something you sent me, this means you didn't spark my interest... There is nothing more annoying and creepy than someone who messages you every day.

You should NOT message me if: you cannot speak to me without using bullshit terms of endearment such as "sweetheart", "honey", etc. I am not your "sweetheart", "honey", etc. You don't know me, don't act like you do.

You should NOT message me if: you have something along the lines of "I'm awesome" written in your profile. Having confidence in yourself is one thing, but people that worship the ground they walk on piss me off. Gosh, don't I sound picky.

And to you... yes you. You are the asshole that types in all capitals. Do us all a favour and move your little finger that whole 5/8ths of an inch to the Caps Lock button and press it. mmkay.

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• ihatetacos