Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like stacks of stuff.
I'm indecisive, yet also demanding. So I don't know what I want,
but I know that I want "it" now.
I jump head first into thoughts, ideas and projects with a level of
enthusiasm that borders on obsession.
I'm terrible at writing about myself when I don't have direction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a serial collector of skills.
I'm a Bladesmith, scissorsmith, whip maker, dreadlock technician,
straight razor honemeister, occasional stylist, alternative model,
antique restoration n00b (though with some very good results), nerf
collector, cocktail maker and an overly enthusiastic
Seriously though, I want to do everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really good at talking through ideas with people.
I like to think I'm really good at designing stuff, just not so
good at following through and actually making it.
Also pretty good at cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It bothered me that I had filled this section out about myself
rather than getting other people's input, so I posted a status on
These are some of the responses, exactly as I got them:
The way you held yourself, you stood really straight and tall and
seemed really confident and comfortable in your own skin
in response to your question, it's usually "holy shit he's so tall!
Fuck he's hot. Fuck I would do anything for that boy"
"My voice sounds different than you think, unless you don't think
like my partner, in which case it probably sounds exactly like what
you think. Also, when my hair is down I look like Chris
This will get you all the ladies.
Your eyes, first thing I noticed
Awesome hair was what I first noticed visually, friendly
personality after I spoke to you :)
"Oh gosh, he is a really pretty baby-face that can't hold a
conversation... But will bang. Maybe fun for a night?"
Then the right topics were broached, and I decided to keep you
Most beautiful man in the Norse pantheon...
Ooh, tall skinny goth, just my type! :)
Your eyes, followed by your smile.
Overwhelming spiritual pressure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Bartimaeus trilogy, Hannibal series, Harry potter, anything
by Douglas Adams.
Movies: Star Wars original trilogy, Rocky Horror, Repo! The Genetic
Opera, Party Monster, Strangeland, Guardians of the Galaxy (and all
other Marvel stuff), Hannibal series, hard candy, graphic novel
remakes (there are way too many to mention)
Shows (can't say TV because I don't have one): Lost Girl, Arrow,
Dexter, True Blood, Star Trek.
Music: the Cat Empire, David Bowie, Tom Lehrer, Infected Mushroom,
Skrillex, Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, Kesha, Die Antword, Steam
Powered Giraffe, Dropkick Murpheys.
Food: Chocolate, salmon, cow, tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Learning all of the things
Stand up comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make things and how to make things better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my secret hideout under the mountain, scheming new schemes to
dispatch that pesky Spiderman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been to more girls nights out than most girls I know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't afraid of standing next to tall people.
You want to go out for dinner and a drink.
You want to have a nerf fight.
You like a guy who knows how to apply nail polish.
You like a guy who can do handyman jobs around the house.
You like a guy who can do those jobs without chipping his nail
polish or breaking a nail.
You should definitely message me if you have any questions.
Anything, no matter how silly or obscure.
I love being asked questions.
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