Elizabeth Bathory. If you don't know who this is, I wouldn't
I am fun.
I have a collection of 46 human souls, sold to me for various items
or services. In the afterlife, I hope to exchange them for a corner
office and enough children to satiate my ever growing lust for the
anguish of the weak.
People like me.
I am founder and Commisar of the Urban Spelunking Brigade.
Contrary to popular belief this is a society made to help people
during times of disaster and crisis in urban settings. It is not a
club created because my friends and I like to sneak into abandoned
buildings and climb shit with our grappling hooks.
I love children.
Though genetically gifted, I am such an apathetic, manipulative,
egocentric that I can't do anything for a living but pretend to do
things. This is why I act.
I am a minister of the Church of the Subgenius. If you are also
Subgenii contact me. If not...we don't proselytize...because
you aren't one.
All of the above is true.
I am cunning, maniacal, and imaginative