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Akaifury

32 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
May 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really just a jack of all trades, so I either have to choose to gloss over everything, or speak about it in detail. The things that are really important to me are more abstract concepts than anything:

I like to be "actively" doing something, whether that means training for a marathon or on the couch watching a movie with friends. Both of these activities make me a better person than I would be if I were doing nothing at all.

I'm constantly searching for ways to be "happy." I've probably found about 1,001 ways to get there already, but the more the merrier! Err...literally, apparently.

I am energetic, sarcastic, and little of everything
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live, as opposed to just being alive. I go to work, I make a paycheck, and then...THEN that's when the real fun starts! New people to meet, new things to try, new ales to drink... or maybe just another night down at National Mechanic's slurping down a jalapeno-infused tequila and pineapple juice margaritas with 3-10 of my closest friends!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can't honestly say I'm absolutely EXCELLENT at anything, but I'm not bad at most things either. :shrug: There's the jack of all trades bit again.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my, um... *unique* sense of humor. Either your eyes will roll, you'll be offended, or you're just the right kind of person to be hanging around me. I'm irreverent, misanthropic, and very very sarcastic!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like my music stompy (Think Angelspit, The Birthday Massacre, Unter Null, Acumen Nation, Cubanate, and a hundred other EBM bands you've probably never heard of), my food spicy (Tex-Mex and Indian--yum yum!) and my movies to be chock full of explosions!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Exercise and Industrial music... the rest would be cheesy stuff like food and shelter and plumbing.

Ooooh, cheese, let's put that on there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wouldn't you like to know...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At some kind of random party, or watching a movie, or *something*. I'd feel horrible spending my Friday night home alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd be willing to admit a lot...the question is, what's the most private thing you *actually* want to know about me right now? Feel free to ask me anything, but just remember, you'll never be able to unlearn it...

If you've got the wherewithal to be asking, it's probably not that shocking though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can answer the following question:

When does the narwhal bacon?