I'm really just a jack of all trades, so I either have to choose to gloss over everything, or speak about it in detail. The things that are really important to me are more abstract concepts than anything:

I like to be "actively" doing something, whether that means training for a marathon or on the couch watching a movie with friends. Both of these activities make me a better person than I would be if I were doing nothing at all.

I'm constantly searching for ways to be "happy." I've probably found about 1,001 ways to get there already, but the more the merrier! Err...literally, apparently.

I am energetic, sarcastic, and little of everything

Trying to live, as opposed to just being alive. I go to work, I make a paycheck, and then...THEN that's when the real fun starts! New people to meet, new things to try, new ales to drink... or maybe just another night down at National Mechanic's slurping down a jalapeno-infused tequila and pineapple juice margaritas with 3-10 of my closest friends!

I can't honestly say I'm absolutely EXCELLENT at anything, but I'm not bad at most things either. :shrug: There's the jack of all trades bit again.

Probably my, um... *unique* sense of humor. Either your eyes will roll, you'll be offended, or you're just the right kind of person to be hanging around me. I'm irreverent, misanthropic, and very very sarcastic!

I like my music stompy (Think Angelspit, The Birthday Massacre, Unter Null, Acumen Nation, Cubanate, and a hundred other EBM bands you've probably never heard of), my food spicy (Tex-Mex and Indian--yum yum!) and my movies to be chock full of explosions!

Exercise and Industrial music... the rest would be cheesy stuff like food and shelter and plumbing.

Ooooh, cheese, let's put that on there.

Wouldn't you like to know...

At some kind of random party, or watching a movie, or *something*. I'd feel horrible spending my Friday night home alone.

I'd be willing to admit a lot...the question is, what's the most private thing you *actually* want to know about me right now? Feel free to ask me anything, but just remember, you'll never be able to unlearn it...

If you've got the wherewithal to be asking, it's probably not that shocking though.

If you can answer the following question:

When does the narwhal bacon?