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30 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
Seeing Someone
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Dropped out of University
Wants kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Much like the young mothers on okc that lead their profiles with, "I'm a mom, so if that's not your thing, leave this page now," I've decided to start my profile with my baggage.

I have bipolar disorder, I smoke (marijuana and tabacco) a lot, and I'm dirt poor living on disability. I also get labeled blunt and crass. The rest of me is a total catch, though.

I'm kind and always make an effort to make people feel good. I love making people laugh as well as providing an open ear. I'm pretty sweet, especially for a guy, and am an animal lover. I have two dogs and a parrot :)

I'm hardcore into counterculture and things like consumerism and keeping up with the Jones's are not on my priority list. I value egalitarianism and honest communication. I'm intrigued by all things having to do with the evolution of consiousness; how our minds and beliefs change with insight.

I go to a Buddhist temple once in a while. I love introspection, but will go to a BBQ over a meditation session in a heartbeat. I love people and look for the best in them :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Following my eccentric dream of campaigning to be The World Peacemaker (a title I created). I plan on going door to door promoting my ideas for world peace. I'm still in the starting phase, but should go public with my website in a month or two. It's fun, and totally beats a "real" job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cracking jokes, accepting others, freestyle rhyming, cleaning, listening, pushing the limit, accepting criticism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Gaudy jewelry, my height, good posture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: American Beauty, American Pimp, The Secret

Books: Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience, The Success Principles: How to Get from Where You Are to Where You Want to Be, and stuff by Daniel Pinchbeck.

Music: trip hop, jazz, worldbeat, new age, 90s rock, classical indian

Food: Home-cooked and simple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much control we have over our experience, how to improve the world, what I need to do,what i want to do, social norms, laws, expectations, enlightenment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably staying home and watching Netflix or eating your mom's pussy. Zing!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My plan to campaign as world peacemaker stems from a psychotic delusion that I am THE messiah. I've parted with the delusion, but can't help but wanna go big now!
You should message me if
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You value radical individuality.

You're seeking a conversationalist for life.

You have found and continued to cultivate peace within yourself.

You don't fear being different.

You value being over doing and having.

You value mushrooms over yoga.

You were literally too cool for school.

You're patient, reflective, and slow to anger.

And lastly, message me if you enjoyed reading my profile. Thanks for checkin' me out :)