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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:10pm
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
See the section on things I often think about. This should describe me pretty accurately. Even better if it sparks a conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my corporate exit strategy by feeding the masses. See IG below for further detail:

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Eating. Snacking. Investing. Sleeping. Getting through TSA.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Einstein: His world, his universe.

Breaking Bad. Seinfeld. Fresh prince. Cosby (sans quaaludes and harassment).


John Mayer. Paul Simon. Gary Clark Jr., Soca. Kendrick Lamar. Any hip hop from 97-05.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
A good live show
Self awareness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Message me if you have the answer to or would like to discuss/ debate any of these:

Why Saturday is unequivocally the best day of the week.

How people become professional Lugers. Is there a peewee Luge league?

Why someone doesn't create a viable alternative to the MTA.

Car washes.

You can tell me the best way of the 50 ways to leave a lover.

Why Festivus is not a nationally recognized holiday. After all, tinsel is very distracting.

Windshear, updrafts the Bears cage and Theodore Fujita.

The difference between satire, snark, wit and sarcasm.

I once saw a Henley with a picture of Yoda as the Buddha on it. Do you know where I can buy it? (update: I found the image. I just need the Henley version now.)

Why people have Instagram accounts dedicated to selfies.

Which train line is better - AC, 23, 45.

Why it's so hard to find a good dry cleaner in the city?

Randy Watson's musical career.

How I'm gonna sign your paddie on the runny stye my damie.

Reasons to open a foreign bank account.

Why "A Goofy Movie" is the most underrated Disney movie of all time.

Strategies for world domination.

Building a house in Bohol.


How important context is to statements and why people have a hard time setting that context.

Classic black film and/ or B-list black film.

The need for a set of rapper emojis starting with Rick Ross and Lil B.

How much more productive I'd be with 28 hours in my day.

What your first profile picture says about you, considering that's the first thing we're judging eachother on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the coolest motherfoker on tha planet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer the sith and slytherin to their counterparts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find humor in this statement - "Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it."

Other than the basics everyone looks for, someone who's exciting is very important to me. The term "full of life" comes to mind.

You're looking to explore something longer term. It's not like we're exchanging vows tomorrow, but the intention for more depth needs to be there. I've done more than enough of my share of the dating game, hopefully you have to.

Hi or hello, how are you doesn't make sense to ask someone online. I'm probably fine. I've given a list of conversation starters above. We'll take it from there.

... Or if you have curly hair.