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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the simpler things. Pizza, burgers, beer, summer days that turn into summer nights, fall and everything it stands for, classic hood movies and guitars to name a few. I like traveling to remote or unfrequented places. Last stop was an island in the Philippines called Bohol. It was life changing. I'd rather listen than speak up right away, composure gets you far. I really love car washes, I have since before I can remember. I played football for a long time, still trying to relive my glory days. After living in Manhattan for 5 years I'm proud to finally be a Brooklyn resident, where I belong. I need a Mars hat now. If I could create a character for the book of my life he would be two parts Jerry Seinfeld, one part Harry Burns, one part Darius Lovehall with the underpinnings of Darth Vader.

Could be a real interesting story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my corporate exit strategy by feeding the masses. See IG below for further detail:


And investing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tryna become the funk in your right...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than my height... My voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's an Einstein quote that's too long for a dating profile that represents my favorite book. I'll tell you about it over drinks.

Goddamn right I'm Hisenburg.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
A good live show
Self awareness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Message me if you have the answer to or would like to discuss/ debate any of these:

Why Saturday is unequivocally the best day of the week.

How people become professional Lugers. Is there a peewee Luge league?

Why someone doesn't create a viable alternative to the MTA.

Windshear, updrafts the Bears cage and Theodore Fujita.

The difference between satire, snark, wit and sarcasm.

I once saw a Henley with a picture of Yoda as the Buddha on it. Do you know where I can buy it?

Why people have Instagram accounts dedicated to selfies.

Which train line is better - AC, 23, 45.

Why it's so hard to find a good dry cleaner in the city?

Randy Watson's musical career.

Reasons to open a forigen bank account.

Why "A Goofy Movie" is the most underrated Disney movie of all time.

Strategies for world domination.


How much more productive I'd be with 28 hours in my day.

What your first profile picture says about you, considering that's the first thing we're judging eachother on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the coolest motherfoker on tha planet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer the sith and slytherin to their counterparts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find humor in this statement - "Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it."

You believe in exceeding the limits and becoming bigger than what is prescribed by society.

Other than the basics everyone looks for, someone who's exciting is very important to me. The term "full of life" comes to mind.

Hi or hello, how are you doesn't make sense to ask someone online. I'm probably fine. I've given a list of conversation starters above. We'll take it from there.

... Or if you have curly hair.