I'll give an outside opinion of me that was written by a female acquaintance of mine:
"I just want to, lock him up in a treasure chest and take him with me until he dies of suffocation because everything he says is golden. (*My commentary: What the fuck? Apparently this girl has a fetish for suffocating people?!)
We have been talking for eight days now, and each day, he's made me laugh [and sometimes cry, because of the laughter]. And if I don't laugh, he makes me smile. What more can a girl ask for?
So, ladies, if you're looking for someone to make you laugh your pretty little asses off [and your, pretty no-so-little asses off], then this guy is prefect for you. Be careful though, his humor can be a little lewd and risqué, but it's still EXTREMELY funny."