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Alanaswish

30 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a sexually curious and adventurous black BBW with a brain. I'm feisty, opinionated, strong-willed, fun-loving, demanding, fiercely intellectual, confident, ambitious, kinky and kink curious, sarcastic, highly impatient, downright sassy, curious, hilarious (not always intentionally or in a good way), passionate, exciting, and excitable.

Also, I am generally awesome. No, seriously.

I'm married; it's a fantastically open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
That's classified. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
I’m really good at
(Over)Analyzing and deconstructing the world around me
Doing makeup
Taking misleadingly flattering pictures of myself and putting them on social media and dating sites
Thighsturbation
Being a smartass
Skillfully enjoying popsicles
Being Unicorn-esque
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends on my lipstick, eyeshadow, and bra combination that day...
... and if they see me from the front or the back (see purple panty pic).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ugh, too hard/easy. We can talk more about it later. Let's just say I'm nerdy and dorky as fuck...

We totally don't need to like the same things. But I bet we have some things in common. Shall we find out?
The six things I could never do without
my brain
Apple products
MAC makeup
orgasms
glasses/contacts
socio-political analysis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A socially just world.
Race, size, class, gender, sexuality, privilege, power, structures, intersectionality, convergence, differently abled bodies...
Good sex.
The myriad ways in which culture and media influence our lives.

Words like “poly,” “body positive,” "kinky," “socialist,” “queer positive,” “feminist,” "non-monogomy," “fat/size positive,” “pan-sexual,” “anti-racist,” “sex positive,” “gender queer,” “anarcho/anarchist” and if and how they apply to me or what I like...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like anal... at least, I don't think I do...

If you're more than an hour's drive away, I probably won't respond. Maybe even a half hour...
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think we might have something to talk about.
You won't ask me about my friend in the picture. I mean, seriously, what kind of asshole idiot would say, "I'm really only interested in your friend. What's her name?" Oh wait, there's a lot of you on here. Cuz apparently there aren't enough white women with breasts on OKC, so you have to lust over the one on my profile.
You don't assume that what casual sex means to me is the same as what casual sex means to you.
You want to talk about social justice, race, gender, sexual identity, size, privilege, class, or related topics.
You won't tell me you've never been with a black girl or fat girl or any other particular, fetishized "type" of girl, even if that's the case because you realize I'd be annoyed by hearing that.
You value "romance," communication, and connection and realize those things are necessary to have even the slightest chance at what's hinted at in the pictures...
You want to play the new Diablo III: Reaper of Souls with me.
You realize that while I may be tasty, I am not food, and therefore, will not refer to me as chocolate, brown sugar, caramel, etc.
You want to talk about the film Aliens.
You want to take me to the Lovecraft.
You're more interested in a regular thing than a one time thing and you're maybe a little over the casual thing too.
You are a person of any gender with intelligence and a sense of humor-- everything else is negotiable.
You are a tall man (Please note that "tall" is a somewhat fluid concept as I am "short" and it's not hard to be "tall" compared to me).
You are a beautiful woman (Please note that all women are beautiful).

You think you can handle me.