Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an erudite, unrepentant freethinker.
I'm a cynical romantic, abuser of run-on sentences, fashion
offender, and just not right in the head... Often in amusing
I am looking for a partner in life, someone who is amused by my
peculiarities and enjoys deep thoughts, crude humor, cuddling,
food, and sex. Preferably with a minimal amount of drama or trauma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally; I install, maintain, repair, certify and remove
fire alarms and security systems. Yes, it may very well have been
me that set the fire alarm off in your building. Don't hold that
against me, it's required by law. My being amused when children cry
because of the alarms is just a bonus.
When not at work, I'm occasionally awesome. I relax by diverting my
attention to interesting things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing haiku in real time.
Deadpan delivery of outrageous statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice, my height, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Jim Butcher, David Weber, John Scalzi, John Ringo, R.A.
Salvatore, Simon R. Green, Wilson and [fnord!] Shea, Elizabeth
Moon.. Lots of Sci-fi, fantasy, fiction.
Movies: Boondock Saints. What Dreams May Come. Princess Mononoke.
Wasabi. Pitch Black. Highlander. My Immortal Beloved. Pretty much
like my choice of fiction. Sci-fi, action, fantasy, comedy, and
I love standup comedy. But, a warning: I like my comedy fast,
brutal, and intelligent. Check out Doug Stanhope, or Daniel Tosh.
If you're over 30, you should also really listen to Bill Hicks and
Food: Sushi would have to be my favorite, but I like lots of
different foods from different cultures. Italian, Chinese, Thai,
Korean... It's all good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cigarettes (My inability to quit bothers me, but less so than the
irritation I feel when I haven't had a smoke in 3 days)
I always know where my towel is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the hamster wheels turning in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often on call, which kind of sucks. Outside of emergencies, my
weekends are for relaxing, with occasional visits to King Corona,
the Castle, or both. Or hanging out with friends. Or screwing
around with my computer. Or just reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*chuckle* After having illuminated parts of my life, my thoughts,
my preferences, and my tastes... You want more?
I have no body art. I can't think of anything I feel so strongly
about that I intend to put it on my body until a laser can erase it
You should message me if
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you are also not quite right, and you're at least a 70%
match/friend to me.
Anything lower will probably just end in tears. Still, accidents
can be exciting (if they don't leave lasting scars)
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