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AlarmedTech

40 M Brandon, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am an erudite, unrepentant freethinker.

I'm a cynical romantic, abuser of run-on sentences, fashion offender, and just not right in the head... Often in amusing ways.

I am looking for a partner in life, someone who is amused by my peculiarities and enjoys deep thoughts, crude humor, cuddling, food, and sex. Preferably with a minimal amount of drama or trauma.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally; I install, maintain, repair, certify and remove fire alarms and security systems. Yes, it may very well have been me that set the fire alarm off in your building. Don't hold that against me, it's required by law. My being amused when children cry because of the alarms is just a bonus.
When not at work, I'm occasionally awesome. I relax by diverting my attention to interesting things.
I’m really good at
Obscure trivia
Writing haiku in real time.
Arguing.
Giving massages
Deadpan delivery of outrageous statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, my height, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Jim Butcher, David Weber, John Scalzi, John Ringo, R.A. Salvatore, Simon R. Green, Wilson and [fnord!] Shea, Elizabeth Moon.. Lots of Sci-fi, fantasy, fiction.
Movies: Boondock Saints. What Dreams May Come. Princess Mononoke. Wasabi. Pitch Black. Highlander. My Immortal Beloved. Pretty much like my choice of fiction. Sci-fi, action, fantasy, comedy, and crime drama.
I love standup comedy. But, a warning: I like my comedy fast, brutal, and intelligent. Check out Doug Stanhope, or Daniel Tosh. If you're over 30, you should also really listen to Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison.
Food: Sushi would have to be my favorite, but I like lots of different foods from different cultures. Italian, Chinese, Thai, Korean... It's all good.
The six things I could never do without
Cigarettes (My inability to quit bothers me, but less so than the irritation I feel when I haven't had a smoke in 3 days)
Caffeine
smartphone
Clothing
Wallet
Keys

I always know where my towel is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the hamster wheels turning in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often on call, which kind of sucks. Outside of emergencies, my weekends are for relaxing, with occasional visits to King Corona, the Castle, or both. Or hanging out with friends. Or screwing around with my computer. Or just reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*chuckle* After having illuminated parts of my life, my thoughts, my preferences, and my tastes... You want more?
I have no body art. I can't think of anything I feel so strongly about that I intend to put it on my body until a laser can erase it
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are also not quite right, and you're at least a 70% match/friend to me.
Anything lower will probably just end in tears. Still, accidents can be exciting (if they don't leave lasting scars)