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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I am an erudite, unrepentant freethinker.

I'm a cynical romantic, abuser of run-on sentences, fashion offender, and just not right in the head... Often in amusing ways.

I am looking for a partner in life, someone who is amused by my peculiarities and enjoys deep thoughts, crude humor, cuddling, food, and sex. Preferably with a minimal amount of drama or trauma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I install, maintain, repair, certify and remove fire alarms and security systems. Being perpetually on call is a drag, but c'est la vie. When not at work, I'm occasionally awesome. May be smoking a cigar and playing chess. May be watching a movie and restraining the urge to deliver scathing critique. May be asleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure trivia
Writing haiku in real time.
Giving massages
Deadpan delivery of outrageous statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice, my height, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Jim Butcher, David Weber, John Scalzi, John Ringo, R.A. Salvatore, Simon R. Green, Wilson and [fnord!] Shea, Elizabeth Moon.. Lots of Sci-fi, fantasy, fiction.
Movies: Boondock Saints. What Dreams May Come. Princess Mononoke. Wasabi. Pitch Black. Highlander. My Immortal Beloved. Pretty much like my choice of fiction. Sci-fi, action, fantasy, comedy, and crime drama.
I love standup comedy. But, a warning: I like my comedy fast, brutal, and intelligent. Check out Doug Stanhope, or Daniel Tosh. If you're over 30, you should also really listen to Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison.
Food: Sushi would have to be my favorite, but I like lots of different foods from different cultures. Italian, Chinese, Thai, Korean... It's all good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
E-Cig: I'm a recent convert to vaping, trying to make it stick.

I always know where my towel is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the hamster wheels turning in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often on call, which kind of sucks. Outside of emergencies, my weekends are for relaxing, with occasional visits to King Corona, the Castle, or both. Or hanging out with friends. Or screwing around with my computer. Or just reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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*chuckle* After having illuminated parts of my life, my thoughts, my preferences, and my tastes... You want more?
I've never watched a single episode of Friends. Odds are good the streak will continue.
You should message me if
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the mood strikes. Especially if you feel that mood is a thing for cattle, and loveplay. Definitely if you read that line and heard Patrick Stewart, because you're awesome.