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25 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Austin. I'm a huge sports fan / nerd / pretend athlete / musician / sarcasm enthusiast.

I love playing tennis and get out as often as i can. This is mostly because I get to dress like a pirate, but the game is fun too. I really enjoy that playing works my mind as hard as my body, and there's always something new to try or learn. I'm trying to bring the bandanna look back. Progress on this has been limited... I always try to do something active every day, there's nothing quite like a good run or trip to the gym.

I'm a hobby musician, and mostly play piano and sing, but every once in awhile i'll pretend it's high school and pull my guitar out. I play a little bit of everything but i'm especially fond of pretending to be Ben Folds. I'm mostly in the pop rock / singer songwriter realm, but I've been known to throw some Cee Lo and Dre into the mix. I do some karaoke with work people on occasion, and strangers tell me i sound like Adam Levine. Or maybe they're really just telling me I sing like a girl *shrug*

I'm probably one of the more sarcastic people i know . My humor is fairly quirky, and i love to make people laugh. It might seem that i don't take anything seriously, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I take the impending zombie threat very seriously. Also bedbugs, those things are vicious.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying the heck out of my life while still figuring out the details. I haven't found any devils there yet, but i'll keep you posted. Trying to find motivation to learn how to cook well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking outside of the box, I have a rather unique perspective on most things. Like myself my brain is claustrophobic.

Trivia! It seems like i have random factoids for a wide variety of topics.

Being honest, usually to a fault
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not even remotely shy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Garden State, Black Swan, American Beauty, (500) Days of Summer, Across the Universe, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Back to the Future, Secretary, Knocked up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Little Miss Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, and SE7EN

TV: Lost, Arrested Development, X-Files, BSG, Fringe, That 70's Show, The Soup, Californiaction, Dexter, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs,

Books: Anything Stephen King- Hearts in Atlantis and Bag of Bones are probably my favorites, Frankenstien, The Scarlet Letter, Huck Finn, All Quiet on the Western Front, Macbeth

Recently Read: Waiter Rant and working on the Hunger Games Series

Music: Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, Dashboard Confessional, Nirvana, Rush, Boston, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Eisley, Regina Spektor, Muse, Radiohead, Ben Folds, Alanis Morissette, Augustana, Rage Against the Machine, and The Format.

Food: Thai is my favorite, but honestly i love spicy food in general. I also love Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My piano
2. Music
3. My spoiled dog Marley
4. My twin 9 year old cousins
5. Concerts
6. Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the next project / renovation for my house, currently this is being channeled into finding better kitchen tile.

Why did it end in a church???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This varies, nothings typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a serious car accident fairly recently that left me unable to walk for several months. I've bounced back and i'm working on getting back into peak condition

I want to hug every dog i see
You should message me if
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I'm really looking for someone who has a great sense of humor, is honest (preferably to a fault), and strong willed.

Romance is great, but i prefer the term "partner". I love my life, and I'm looking for someone to share it with... the good, the bad, the often hilarious, and sometimes adventurous.

You should also message me if you want to play some tennis! (NTRP 3.5 ish)