Stoic, hard boiled fella living in Soho and writing for a talk show in midtown. A lover of the arts, politics, current events, and the life and times of Snooki. Also a fan of dirty martinis, most everything in this city, and regular napping.

All of a sudden I think I know how to cook these days.

Wry sense of humor, astonishing sexual prowess, glasses.

Books: Chabon, Roth, Vonnegut, Ames, lots of non-fiction and whatever I've borrowed from friends for a rude amount of time.

Lots of movies but definitely: Back to the Future, Manhattan, The Big Lebowski, Some Like it Hot, The Shining, 2001, Blue Velvet, Muppets Take Manhattan, Y Tu Mamá También, Singin in the Rain, Home Alone

TV: Girls, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, everything but Friday Night Lights, I dunno what's holding me back.

Sodastream, Bic pens, commute book, Rob Delaney, Back to the Future, dreams of getting a dog