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AlbinoAlligator

42 M Cupertino, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm seeking a woman who will appreciate me for my intellect and not just my body. I'd like to meet a woman who will truly listen to what I have to say and not just undress me with her eyes while
nodding in agreement and occasionally responding with, "I completely understand." I accept the fact that women have needs, but I'm growing weary of meeting women who only think of me as a sex object, boy toy, or trophy f*ck.

I have an MBA, an undergraduate engineering degree, and a certificate that says I can resuscitate the human heart using my
hands.

I have a childlike curiosity, an eye for numbers, and the hips of a much younger woman.

I'm self-confident, loyal, and occasionally swollen with pride.

Excluding the time I spend watching Breaking Bad, I'm rarely conflicted about issues of morality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm a financial advisor, which means I spend a lot of time helping clients with investments, insurance, tax avoidance, and estate planning.

By night, I'm a member of the eight-person male revue troupe called Men at Work. My character is the plumber and if you've seen our show, you'll probably remember my solo dance routine, Layin' Pipe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing: when I was in high school, I made my own prom dress.

Speling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Antarctic accent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
sunshine
my 8 year-old German Shorthaired Pointer
books
Google
sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether there's an evolutionary explanation for denial.

Is that a hickey or a bruise?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching a Zumba class in the Castro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was illiterate at one point in my life.

I'm cloud-ready.

I may have Bieber Fever.

I sleep with myself. Every night.

I worked as a Hooters girl while in college.

This Axe commercial never ceases to make me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkwCN21n6XA
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating