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AlbionCliffs

31 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Basque (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If you were the Manchu Dynasty and I was a Mongol Khan, I'd pillage your heart and set up a functioning bureaucracy and trade routes and a unified currency.

Raconteur and adventurer of ill repute. Scandinavian. Not James Spader (I think).

"I have no need for good souls: an accomplice is what I wanted."

I spent one month just in DC, SFO, NY, London, Berlin, Helsinki, and Prague. I think this is mostly a good thing. My whole life, I've wanted to be in distant lands.

Fashion startup founder & musician.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything.
Absolutely everything I can.

When given two paths in life, I choose the one with the best story.

I've built my whole life around not waking up when I don't want to, and traveling wherever I desire. That's all one could ask for.

So I often wonder how I ended up in tech startups.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naw.
Let's talk about what you're good at.

Adventure
Questioning authority
Sly
Independent
Tolerant
Would like to change the world
Spectacular
Surprising

If you wish to throw a dart on a map, travel on a whim, and pick up the language on the flight over -- we could get along.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A suit and a smartass grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Murakami. The Man Who Was Thursday. GoT. Pavane. Hyperion. Watchmen.

Music:
Depeche Mode. KMFDM. The Smiths. Black Sabbath. Wu-Tang. 8Ball & MJG. Kyuss. New Order. Children of Bodom. Judas Priest.

Movies:
American Psycho. Pulp Fiction. Party Monster. Evil Dead. Shawshank Redemption.

TV:
Arrested Development. Battlestar Galactica. Game of Thrones. Dexter. Burn Notice. Trailer Park Boys. Downton Abbey (YEAH WHAT)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
denial of consequences
a passport
a two-seater with a manual transmission
a Les Paul
a bespoke jacket
You (perhaps)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make cocktails on airplanes, traveling everywhere all the time, income inequality, startups, and how much more fun trains could be.

also, snoop dogg.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Throwing a cocktail party in the weirdest place you'd never go
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me about the time I fought a crackhead in Belize.

I totally want to run for office again.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You liked "Secretary".

You're interesting, or maybe terrifying, and not just pretty. There's a lack of interesting around here.

If you think Patrick Bateman was a sympathetic protagonist.