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27 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm the most joyous cynic you'll ever meet. We're all doomed, but I'm still pretty stoked on life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching high school by day and bartending by night. Currently trying to minimize anything that won't help maximize potential travel plans. Getting outdoors and leaving the city as often as possible. Still getting my sweaty mosh on when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing at my own jokes, teaching (sometimes), abrasiveness, knowing every song ever, listening to people, being optimistic and totally nihilistic all at once, calling out bullshit, making playlists for parties that get turned off after two songs because "y'all don't get me, man."
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite shy and quiet, especially in large groups of people at first, which almost always translates into, "I thought you were a dick when I first met you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently ripping through Vonnegut's work at a voracious clip. Digging all of it. I also read a lot of sci-fi, fantasy, and history.

Blade Runner is my favorite movie. Horror movies make me happy. Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.

Replacements, Stooges, most punk, folk, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Thrice, New York Dolls, Jeff Rosenstock, etc.

There is nothing I don't eat (edit: I don't eat tripe).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life and death, art-forms, whether or not I should move to Vermont, become a lumberjack, and build a cabin in the woods, whether or not I should start my own radio show, how to maximize my concert-going experiences, whether or not to spend my money on things that make me happy because I hate that things make me happy sometimes, whether or not to move away from here or stay for a while, how to do my job better, etc. Activism. Music. Laundry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving booze to Brooklyn's finest drinkers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love disco. The best Kiss song ever is a disco song, too.
You should message me if
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you've made it this far without rolling your eyes.