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26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:07pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Filling this section out makes me feel like I'm in the middle of a job interview, especially since whatever ends up here will undoubtedly be boring, brief, and ill-equipped to describe me. I'm cynical.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach high school global, English, and American studies to kids with special needs and non-special needs alike. I also tend bar on Friday nights. Who knows. I'm trying to get my mosh on, still.
I’m really good at
laughing at my own jokes far too loudly, teaching (sometimes), abrasiveness, knowing every song ever, listening to people, outdoors activities, not getting caught up in the latest media frenzy, calling out bullshit, making playlists for parties that get turned off after two songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quite shy and quiet, especially in large groups of people at first, which almost always translates into, "Dude, I thought you were a dick when I first met you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read. I read mostly history, sci-fi, and fantasy. Favorite authors include Hemingway, Vidal, Chomsky, King, Martin, K. Dick, Ellis.

Blade Runner is my favorite movie of all time. Horror buff.

Right now, I'm really into The Front Bottoms, Laura Stevenson, Crass, Built to Spill, and David Bowie. Replacements, Replacements, Replacements. Anarchist/Atheist/Political Punk. My musical taste is a little scattered. I've probably listened to all of the same shit you have. If you like noise rock like Nation of Ulysses, Some Girls, or Pissed Jeans, we'll get along.

There is nothing I don't eat.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, booze recipes, scented candles, boots, the moment you realize you're listening to prog-rock and reading some kind of nerdy shit and it's perfectly aligned, bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life and death, art-forms, whether or not I should move to Vermont, become a lumberjack, and build a cabin in the woods, whether or not I should start my own radio show, how to maximize my concert-going experiences, whether or not to spend my money on things that make me happy because I hate that things make me happy sometimes, whether or not to move away from here or stay for a while, how to do my job better, etc. I have to sleep with the TV (computer) on because it never ends. I'm sure you know what I mean. I know I can never be a Jedi because Yoda tells Luke to clear his mind of questions during his training and I can never do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Serving drinks and bringing the ruckus before being goaded into way-too-serious arguments with my patrons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love disco. The best Kiss song ever is a disco song, too.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've made it this far without rolling your eyes.