Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Filling this section out makes me feel like I'm in the middle of a
job interview, especially since whatever ends up here will
undoubtedly be boring, brief, and ill-equipped to describe me. I'm
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach high school global, English, and American studies to kids
with special needs and non-special needs alike. I also tend bar on
Friday nights. Who knows. I'm trying to get my mosh on, still.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing at my own jokes far too loudly, teaching (sometimes),
abrasiveness, knowing every song ever, listening to people,
outdoors activities, not getting caught up in the latest media
frenzy, calling out bullshit, making playlists for parties that get
turned off after two songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite shy and quiet, especially in large groups of people at
first, which almost always translates into, "Dude, I thought you
were a dick when I first met you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read. I read mostly history, sci-fi, and fantasy.
Favorite authors include Hemingway, Vidal, Chomsky, King, Martin,
K. Dick, Ellis.
Blade Runner is my favorite movie of all time. Horror buff.
Right now, I'm really into The Front Bottoms, Laura Stevenson,
Crass, Built to Spill, and David Bowie. Replacements, Replacements,
Replacements. Anarchist/Atheist/Political Punk. My musical taste is
a little scattered. I've probably listened to all of the same shit
you have. If you like noise rock like Nation of Ulysses, Some
Girls, or Pissed Jeans, we'll get along.
There is nothing I don't eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, booze recipes, scented candles, boots, the moment you
realize you're listening to prog-rock and reading some kind of
nerdy shit and it's perfectly aligned, bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life and death, art-forms, whether or not I should move to Vermont,
become a lumberjack, and build a cabin in the woods, whether or not
I should start my own radio show, how to maximize my concert-going
experiences, whether or not to spend my money on things that make
me happy because I hate that things make me happy sometimes,
whether or not to move away from here or stay for a while, how to
do my job better, etc. I have to sleep with the TV (computer) on
because it never ends. I'm sure you know what I mean. I know I can
never be a Jedi because Yoda tells Luke to clear his mind of
questions during his training and I can never do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving drinks and bringing the ruckus before being goaded into
way-too-serious arguments with my patrons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love disco. The best Kiss song ever is a disco song, too.
You should message me if
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