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26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:40pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a native New Yorker holding it down. I used to live on Staten Island, something I've grown to own because far too many people think they've watched my childhood on MTV, but now I live in Brooklyn because apparently this is where you come when you're impressionable, idealistic, and broke twice a month.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a teacher of global history and English Language Arts with a focus on special needs students at a large high school in BK. I also tend bar in Ditmas Park on the side, making for quite the juxtaposition. The utter narcissist in me is convinced that I'll someday do something that people will remember me for. I think five years from now I'll have no idea what the fuck to do with my life.
I’m really good at
laughing at my own jokes far too loudly, dressing like a heroin addict in July, teaching (sometimes), abrasiveness, knowing every song ever, listening to people, outdoors activities, not getting caught up in the latest media frenzy, calling out bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quite shy and quiet, especially in large groups of people at first, which almost always translates into, "Dude, I thought you were a dick when I first met you." I my face looks means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read. I read mostly history, sci-fi, and fantasy. Favorite authors include Hemingway, Vidal, Chomsky, King, Martin, K. Dick, Ellis.

Blade Runner is my favorite movie of all time. I like all of the same shit you do, probably, except for Wes Anderson because I'm just not a fan of his. I like old horror movies, too.

Right now, I'm really into The Front Bottoms, Laura Stevenson, Crass, Built to Spill, and David Bowie. Replacements, Replacements, Replacements. Anarchist/Atheist/Political Punk. My musical taste is a little scattered. Again, like movies, I've probably listened to all of the same shit you have.

Tacos, chicken curry, coconut rice, falafel, salad. Pretty much my culinary choices for every week.
The six things I could never do without
coffee, the cat that now lives in my apartment who stalks me in the night as if my bed sheets were tall grass, scented candles, boots, the moment you realize you're listening to prog-rock and reading some kind of nerdy shit and it's perfectly aligned, bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life and death, art-forms, whether or not I should move to Vermont, become a lumberjack, and build a cabin in the woods, whether or not I should start my own radio show, how to maximize my concert-going experiences, whether or not to spend my money on things that make me happy because I hate that things make me happy sometimes, whether or not to move away from here or stay for a while, how to do my job better, etc. I have to sleep with the TV (computer) on because it never ends. I'm sure you know what I mean. I know I can never be a Jedi because Yoda tells Luke to clear his mind of questions during his training and I can never do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Serving drinks and bringing the ruckus before being goaded into way-too-serious arguments with my patrons.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've made it this far without rolling your eyes.