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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:29am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm the most joyous cynic you'll ever meet. We're all doomed, but I'm still pretty stoked on life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching high school by day and bartending by night. Currently trying to minimize anything that won't help maximize potential travel plans. Getting outdoors and leaving the city as often as possible. Still getting my sweaty mosh on when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing at my own jokes, my job(s), cooking breakfast foods, pointing out someone who looks like someone else, recommending music, playing with dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite shy and quiet, especially in large groups of people at first, which almost always translates into, "I thought you were a dick when I first met you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books about history, mostly. Also sci-fi, although lately I've been reading more poetry and more Vonnegut.

Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever. I also like TV - Seinfeld, Frasier, GoT, Hannibal, Leftovers, Fargo

Replacements, Mewithoutyou, The Sidekicks, Jeff Rosenstock, Joyce Manor, Minor Threat, etc. Most of the shit you all listen to.

I'm happy to say I've not eaten meat in three months, so there's that. It's been far easier than I'd have ever expected it to be, except for the fact that late-night food almost always fails to translate into vegetarian food. I do eat the occasional piece of fish, though, but I'm working on getting rid of seafood from my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, booze, old clothes, Indian food, dry tomes about history, Henry the pug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I'm being too serious about shit, moving away from the city, how much I love the city, focusing on love and acceptance, hiking, death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving booze to Brooklyn's finest drinkers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love disco. The best Kiss song ever is a disco song, too.
You should message me if
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you've made it this far without rolling your eyes. Also, if you want to go hiking, if you want to listen to Joyce Manor with me, if you want to start a band and begin the revolution.