Here are a few things I’m going to call facts: the earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old. We landed on the moon, and then went back a couple of times. Productivity has doubled in this country since 1980, but none of the resulting wealth generated has found its way to you. Teaching abstinence to teenagers will never, ever work, unless your goals are STDs and unplanned pregnancies.
I'm fairly career-focused, and happy to remain single until I meet someone spectacular who I can trust to be faithful. I’ve dated dozens of fly-by-nights and a couple of cheaters, and it served me better in my 20s than it does now. I'll probably be a bit of a challenge to win over, so please don't write me looking for an easy lay. You'll at least have to buy me dinner first. In all seriousness, I'm a pretty cool guy with a heart for society, so we should hang out if you have political passions, if you sometimes read books that don't have pictures in them, and if you are reasonably reliable at keeping dates and showing up on time.
Put on your heels for a first date; I will take you tango dancing.