I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
I think a good indicator of how well I'm eating in any given week is whether I'm running the dishwasher because it's full or because I ran out of silverware.
What I’m doing with my life
Career opportunism, Krav Maga, getting good at Argentine tango, and
smugly smirking at my greying temples.
I'm thinking of picking up guitar. Should I learn guitar?
I’m really good at
picking fights with strangers, writing self-indulgent poetry,
seducing older women, saving money, spending money
The first things people usually notice about me
"You look like that guy, from that TV show... What's his name?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Road, The God Delusion, Blankets
City of God, Fight Club, LA Confidential
David Bowie, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey,
Breaking Bad, Archer, Mad Men
The six things I could never do without
There is nothing I could never do without. You adapt. Or at least
your ancestors did.
Put me in the woods with a vice grip, a roll of duct tape and a can
of WD-40 and I'll figure out a way to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
cleaning the lint trap in my dryer. I love that shit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Irony police, I have a piece of floss stuck in my teeth. Does this
All I want is for people to accept me for who I pretend to be.
You should message me if
you aren't too needy or clingy, but are also capable of
communicating. It's ok if the communication comes in the form of
"We're not exclusive" or "I would like to be exclusive" or whatever
is on your mind; I just don't like surprises of convenience, and I
don't do asymmetric relationships.