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32 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:52pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm so optimistic even my blood type is B+!

I think a good indicator of how well I'm eating in any given week is whether I'm running the dishwasher because it's full or because I ran out of silverware.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career opportunism, Krav Maga, and getting good at Argentine tango.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking fights with strangers, writing self-indulgent poetry, seducing older women, saving money, spending money
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like that guy, from that TV show... What's his name?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Road, The God Delusion
Fight Club, LA Confidential
David Bowie, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey,
Breaking Bad, Archer, Mad Men
sushi, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is nothing I could never do without. You adapt. Or at least your ancestors did.

Put me in the woods with a vice grip, a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40 and I'll figure out a way to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
furniture porn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cleaning the lint trap in my dryer. I love that shit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Irony police, I have a piece of floss stuck in my teeth. Does this count?

All I want is for people to accept me for who I pretend to be.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
OK, pay attention, because this is VERY IMPORTANT:
Jonah Hill, Bon Iver, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Fuck, marry, kill. GO!

If you are one of these menacing-smile, violently feminine, stiletto and corset types, you should DEFINITELY message me.

You should NOT message me if you are looking for a man who will provide you with cocaine. What you do on your own time is your own business, but I don't use drugs and I'm not going to buy you any or hang out with your friends while they are doing it. If that bores you, then piss off. I don't need you.