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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:23pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

I think a good indicator of how well I'm eating in any given week is whether I'm running the dishwasher because it's full or because I ran out of silverware.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Career opportunism, Krav Maga, getting good at Argentine tango, and smugly smirking at my greying temples.

I'm thinking of picking up guitar. Should I learn guitar?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking fights with strangers, writing self-indulgent poetry, seducing older women, saving money, spending money
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You look like that guy, from that TV show... What's his name?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Road, The God Delusion, Blankets
City of God, Fight Club, LA Confidential
David Bowie, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey,
Breaking Bad, Archer, Mad Men
sushi, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is nothing I could never do without. You adapt. Or at least your ancestors did.

Put me in the woods with a vice grip, a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40 and I'll figure out a way to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
furniture porn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cleaning the lint trap in my dryer. I love that shit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Irony police, I have a piece of floss stuck in my teeth. Does this count?

All I want is for people to accept me for who I pretend to be.
You should message me if
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you aren't too needy or clingy, but are also capable of communicating. It's ok if the communication comes in the form of "We're not exclusive" or "I would like to be exclusive" or whatever is on your mind; I just don't like surprises of convenience, and I don't do asymmetric relationships.