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*grins and smiles broadly*

Well now aren't you glad you've stumbled across my profile? I'm like....soooo cool and uhm...stuff? Ok maybe not...but I am silly enough to start with something unexpected, so hopefully I've been sneaky enough to grab your attention.

Allright we all hate these things...I really can't get an adequate portrayal of myself going in one of these and don't feel like i'm being true to myself by narrowing it down.

Too long, didn't read version: I'm a simple well loved book with a complex cover that has hearts and nintendo stickers all over it.

Long version below. If you're the type to actually read all this then by all means I want to talk to you. :)

I am a silly, quarky, geeky (i mean seriously i said QUARKy instead of QUIRKy...ha physics joke!), pretty attractive, and greatly driven and determined soul. I'm a scientist/dork at heart with a balanced spiritual side and an incredible sense of (sometimes...ok a lot of the time dark) humor. I recently stumped Stephen Lynch in concert with "the most brilliantly terrible idea for a super hero" so that should be indicative of my wit. ;)

I like to think I have a good energy within me and I do my best to spread it around. I'm the type of person to simply compliment you on your cute jacket or shoes and I'm almost like your gay best friend, except not so. While I love shopping with the girls and can watch rom/coms with the best of them I'm a firm believer that chivalry is NOT dead and a romantic sap at heart.

I do work out fairly often...run when chased etc...and I'm currently training for the tough mudder so I may destroy myself. I read a lot of text books however I am not lost in that realm. I <3 rock band and other esports (thats slang for video games) as well as good ole table top D&D. *cough cough nerd cough*

I'm very honest in who I am and really don't give a damn about putting up a front. I'm VERY VERY open minded and come from a theatrical background but left most of the drama behind. I live to be silly, gregarious, a bit too feminine for my own good, and outspoken. I can guarentee I'll make you smile and laugh and feel special and that's very important to me.

Now all this blah blah blah out of the way, why am I here?

Straight up the bar scene sucks and I am looking for something more than wham bam thank you ma'am. I've been there done that and found it empties the soul a bit too much (although i could partake if the vibe is solid). I've gotten out of a rather extended relationship (read divorced) and learned a lot of important lessons on what is important to me: Caring, Frivolity, Openness, and Intimacy above all else. I'm looking for crazy sparks and a connection with someone who values such and can reflect it in as equal an intesity as I provide...whether that be LT, ST, or just friends.

Trying to be happy and make others happy. :)

Aside from that when i'm not perfecting my freeze ray I'm going to school part time to finish up my BS in Psychology with a focus in Neurobiology in hopes of finally making it to med school...wooo! I work full time as a Director of Information Technology for an Association in Alexandria in the meantime and figured it's time for a change of pace now that I have the means to do so. Plus I could totally change my last name so it sounds great with Dr. in front of it! How's about Acula? Doom? I dunno i'm blanking right now.

Having a sense of humor, listening, being a superb friend and lover, caring for those i let in, video games, seeing the other side of the coin, getting things done and stepping up when needed, swimming, petting cats, pursuing intellectual pursuits, etc.

Oh and wearing capes...i look good in a cape. ;)

Charisma, sillyness, good vibe, intelligence, and my dashing good looks! *rolls eyes*

I love love love any movie with an unusual take on things (esp. if it's dark) Warm Bodies, Looking for a Friend for the End of the World, Sweeney Todd, Gattaca, Gladiator, Equillibrium etc are good examples. Pretty much anything that champions the underdog (in not the cheesy hollywood manner) is keen in my book. Oh for the record I am notorious for MST3k'ing movies...hopefully you are too! ;)

For TV it's big bang theory (hey i'm a dork at heart), walking dead, fringe, x-files, firefly, Dr. Who (just started) and pretty much anything sciencey. Some men just want to watch the world learn.

Music i'm very ecletic...I go from ebm to synthpop to top 40 to show tunes to goth/industrial. Wolfsheim, Tori Amos, Mumford and Sons, Depeche Mode, Peter Gabriel, Johnny Cash, Apoptygma Berzerk, VNV Nation, The Cure, Morrissey etc. Also i'm a VERY good singer but that's a secret to everybody.

Books...eeh unfortunately due to my academic path I don't read as much as I'd like. Thrilling topics such as biochemical diversity in phytoplankton, organic chemistry, and the like consume my time. When I do read it's usually science and fantasy. Herbet, King, Salvatore, etc all come to mind. I do love light hearted buddhist teachings though such as Robert Bach's "One" and both "The Tao of Pooh" and "The Te of Piglet".

Food...i like food...i could eat...i'm hungry now. I try new things although a fault of mine is i'm a little bit of a picky eater.

love, music, nature, intelligence, humor, annnnd because i'm a scorpio...sex. Sorry that's def. not my focus though :)

Those i care about and how they are doing and what I can do to make them happy, my future academic pursuits...med school is serious face, keeping myself busy and sane with frivolity, and the greater meaning behind it all and how all things fall into place.

Hopefully spending it with close friends or loved ones doing whatever. Usually just chilling although I do venture out and try new things. Last Friday it was tipsy rock band after Video Game Happy Hour at George Mason University. The friday before that i was...building a...home made...trebuchet...to...fight...orcs? I guess? I don't know...days are a blur. :D

There's really not much I don't admit to or wear on my sleeve especially with my friends. I really have no qualms about letting things be known or "making a fool out of myself" by being happy go lucky (assuming i'm in the mood). I guess the most private thing to know about me is I use the vibe I throw out as a filter of such. Those who can match pace with me, go with the flow and act like we're old friends are welcomed in with open arms. Others are shunned...shun the non-believers!

Now if you're looking for something a bit "naughtier"...which i guess could be considered "private" to most people...I'm fairly assertive and kinky in the bedroom. I enjoy taking care of others whilst taking control, although if that's not your cup of tea it's totally fine...I'm good being vanilla as well. Also for the record sex is not my focus...finding a great match is more important...although of course that does encompass sexuality. INCEPTION! :)

You actually bothered to read that wall of text! *grins*

You are a fellow fun loving dork with a warped sense of humor and have a positive energy to yourself and aren't afraid to show it.

You know who you are and what you like in life and elsewhere (wink wink).

You take the stance that nothing ventured nothing gained and actually send a message.

What's the worst that could happen? Other than waking up in a bathtub full of jello wearing nothing but a party hat...but hey that only happened once!