If after reading this you're thinking "Hmm interesting thought.... Sounds like an intriguing person..." or if you think "Ok this guy is a creep and a maniac, I don't want to read any further ", then haven't I achieved with far better efficiency what you set out to do with your pitiful and self indulgent, lie riddled self description?
It's all about the subtle hints we convey within dialogue about ourselves that gives us a real feel about the other person, not a pompous self agrandizing premortem eulogy.
End of rant.
I'm really not this hard core lol and I'm completely aware of the hypocrisy and apparent discrepancy between my rant and the last statement but this is what's beautiful about being human. The unlinear nature of existence; the multi dimensionality of existence and contradictory nature of it all, yet.......