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EnthusiasmCurbd

37 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'Ello

I am a sarcastic, sometimes cynical guy looking for all sorts. An equal opportunity destroyer. I say awkward things like "thats what Shi'ite said" and "9-11 was an inside handjob" regularly. Tipper Gore and I don't get along.

Drop me a line, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard. Letting everything else fall where it may.

I work for a start up. While it is exciting and holds great potential it is a bit of a kick in the bank account.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just about anything I put any real effort into. I'm a decent singer, songwriter, editor, critic, cook, lover and wit...

the keys here being interest and effort.

I'm told that I am refreshingly honest by some and brutal by others, I make my coworkers laugh to the point of tears and inadvertently sabotage their business calls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue, I can't be bothered...maybe the 'hawk n specs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am reading:
Frederick Exley: A Fan's Notes
Edward Abbey: Hayduke Lives!

All time:
Cormac McCarthy
Robert Jordan
Brandon Sanderson
Hunter S. Thompson
Larry McMurtry
Jack London

I thoroughly enjoy:
the London Suede
Magnetic Fields
Brian Jonestown Massacre
U.S. Bombs
Fischerspooner
Empire of the Sun
Devo
Grandaddy
STOOL
Boomtown Rats
Most things brit, most things 80s, 70s, wall of sound, punkrawk, bluegrass, shoegaze.

I watch a few worthless tv shows:
Kroll Show
the Newsroom
True Detective
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Fargo
An Idiot Abroad
the Knick

Films include, but are not limited to:
the Good the Bad and the Ugly
Amadeus
No Country for Old Men
Empire of the Sun
the Breakfast Club
O Brother Where Art Thou
Hanna
Django Unchained
Royal Tenenbaums
Bad Santa

Everyone should watch the Zeitgeist trilogy.

Earwolf.com

Beets paired with beats paired with beets paired with beats...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are the six things that are holding me back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the sad state of affairs both across this country and around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's hang out...you'll hear plenty.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are feeling wanderlust, in need of adventure, don't get hung up on what the herd thinks.

Cheers, jeers and happy hunting!