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EnthusiasmCurbd

37 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
'Ello

I am a sarcastic, sometimes cynical guy looking for all sorts. An equal opportunity destroyer. I say awkward things like "thats what Shi'ite said" and "9-11 was an inside handjob" regularly. Tipper Gore and I don't get along.

Drop me a line, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard. Letting everything else fall where it may.

Edit: At the moment, working hard at working hard.

And/or working hard at hardly working.
I’m really good at
Just about anything I put any real effort into. I'm a decent singer, songwriter, editor, critic, cook, lover and wit...

the keys here being interest and effort.

I'm told that I am refreshingly honest by some and brutal by others, I make my coworkers laugh to the point of tears and inadvertently sabotage their business calls.
The first things people usually notice about me
No clue, I can't be bothered...maybe the 'hawk n specs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am reading:
Frederick Exley: A Fan's Notes
Edward Abbey: Hayduke Lives!

All time:
Cormac McCarthy
Robert Jordan
Brandon Sanderson
Hunter S. Thompson
Larry McMurtry
Jack London

I thoroughly enjoy:
the London Suede
Magnetic Fields
Brian Jonestown Massacre
U.S. Bombs
Empire of the Sun
Devo
Grandaddy
STOOL
Boomtown Rats
Most things brit, most things 80s, 70s, wall of sound, punkrawk, bluegrass, shoegaze.

I watch a few worthless tv shows:
Kroll Show
the Newsroom
True Detective
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Fargo is the best show on television, hands down.

Films include, but are not limited to:
the Good the Bad and the Ugly
Amadeus
No Country for Old Men
Empire of the Sun
the Breakfast Club
O Brother Where Art Thou
Hanna
Django Unchained
Royal Tenenbaums
Bad Santa

Everyone should watch the Zeitgeist trilogy.

Beets paired with beats paired with beets paired with beats...
The six things I could never do without
are the six things that are holding me back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the sad state of affairs both across this country and around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
being so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Let's hang out...you'll hear plenty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are feeling wanderlust, in need of adventure, don't get hung up on what the herd thinks.

Cheers, jeers and happy hunting!