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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:43pm
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I am a sarcastic, sometimes cynical guy looking for all sorts. An equal opportunity destroyer. I say awkward things like "thats what Shi'ite said" and "9-11 was an inside handjob" regularly. Tipper Gore and I don't get along.

Oh, and I have a/c.

Drop me a line, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard. Letting everything else fall where it may.

Looking for the Ani to my Ray: damaged but still worth a damn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just about anything I put any real effort into. I'm a decent singer, songwriter, editor, critic, cook, lover and wit...

the keys here being interest and effort.

I'm told that I am refreshingly honest by some and brutal by others, I make my coworkers laugh to the point of tears and inadvertently (sometimes intentionally) sabotage their business calls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue, I can't be bothered...maybe the 'stache and specs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am reading:
Frederick Exley: A Fan's Notes
Edward Abbey: Hayduke Lives!

All time:
Cormac McCarthy
Robert Jordan
Brandon Sanderson
Hunter S. Thompson
Larry McMurtry
Jack London

I thoroughly enjoy:
FM Belfast
the London Suede
Magnetic Fields
Brian Jonestown Massacre
U.S. Bombs
Empire of the Sun
Father John Misty
Boomtown Rats
Most things brit, most things 80s, 70s, wall of sound, punkrawk, bluegrass, shoegaze, and lately bad rap.

I watch a few worthless tv shows:
Kroll Show
the Newsroom
True Detective
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
An Idiot Abroad
the Knick
Larry David
(Why is the Walking Dead so highly rated and spoken of? It's a garbage premise with a garbage script, garbage acting and garbage special effects.)

Films include, but are not limited to:
the Good the Bad and the Ugly
No Country for Old Men
Empire of the Sun
the Breakfast Club
O Brother Where Art Thou
the Interview
Django Unchained
Royal Tenenbaums
Bad Santa

Everyone should watch the Zeitgeist trilogy.
Comedy Bang Bang
Who Charted?

Beets paired with beats paired with beets paired with beats...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are the six things that are holding me back.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the sad state of affairs both across this country and around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I snore loudly when I'm drunk. It's been described as apocalyptic.

I am probably too honest for your taste.

I probably think you care about all the wrong things and you may think I don't care enough about the right things.

I am a proud Trimet rider/Uber passenger and tend to avoid NE & NoPo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are feeling wanderlust, in need of adventure, don't get hung up on what the herd thinks.

Don't be shy, I enjoy disaster dates almost as much as success.


Cheers, jeers and happy hunting!