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  • Ages 27–45
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  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:09am
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

I'm also polyamorous and in an open relationship. If either of those things don't work for you: Thank you for visiting and you're welcome to press the back button at your convenience.

I like most things macabre or scary. Things like Lovecraft, Hitchcock thrillers (and Thriller), scary movies (Stories to Tell in the Dark), practical effects, dark theatres, Halloween, and abandoned buildings. Not because I worship death, gore, or anything so puerile, but because I love exploring my own reactions and the questions and assumptions they bring out of me.

That being said, I can be remarkably childish at times. When did it become such a bad thing to be enthusiastic about the world and the things we can do in it? Where did all that wonder and curiosity go? What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish? All the wonderful things we dreamed of as kids we can do whenever we want as adults, and we can make it actually work! Let's have ice cream for breakfast and splash in puddles!
What I’m doing with my life
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Encouraging others to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy! Quite literally actually. I work with children from birth to three, teaching them how to be productive citizens while maintaining their self identity. I will talk your ear off if you let me have any room to run.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Escaping pursuers in a foot chase. I run marathons and practice parkour, so I'm pretty fast and can go for a long time. I'm not trying to get in shape particularly, though if I could become a teseract or something by M. C. Echer, that'd be great. I just really like moving. I like to say I'm prepping for two scenarios: One is the zombie apocalypse where I'll have to outrun Left 4 Dead style zombies. The second is if I see a magnificent big blue box.

Talking at length about random geek culture and science facts.

I've got a pretty green thumb.

I can and do use the Oxford Comma. But the perfect usage of a colon and semicolon still elude me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have two modes: "Hoodie" and "Shirt & Tie." I enjoy combining the two. The result is charming, yet casual. Like an office worker caught in the middle of the apocalypse trying to look less conspicuous.

I smile a lot. My canines are pronounced enough that small children often ask me if I'm a vampire. I'm not. I swear I do not sparkle. *shudder* Nor am I a werewolf. I'm a chupacabra.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book in all the world is Click, Clack, Moo Cows That Type. Seriously. Go read it and tell me it's not awesome. I thoroughly enjoyed the His Dark Materials trilogy and am looking for nice hardbound copies. I loved Wicked; the rest of the series has yet to wow me, though I did enjoy them. I'd love to reread A Wrinkle in Time. Flatland was surprisingly philosophical. And enjoyable.

Wall-E and Lilo and Stitch always make me cry toward the end. That's right, I said CRY. If you don't feel for them, you're just not human. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is great because Tim Roth and Gary Oldman are a perfect duo. Ghostbusters, need I say more? Fearless, because it's the best martial arts movie where martial arts are not the point. Night of the Living Dead, because Romero inspired a love of zombies. Lots of terrible horror movies like Mimic 3:The Sentinel because a good bad movie is hard to come by. I would like it on record that the special effects of The Relic still hold up better than some of today's blockbusters. Oh and The Incredibles.

Why is there only only one season of Freak Encounters!? It's the most hilarious show ever! A perfect combination of cryptozoology documentary and prank show. Cryptids are fun to think about. Doctor Who without a doubt. I get all tingly after seeing an episode. Ten was my first and is definitely my Doctor, though Eleven inspired my love of the series.

I love theater. I'd much rather sit in the balcony or the orchestra than on my couch any day. Phantom of the Opera was great, so was Wicked; but the top seat still belongs to Wildclaw Theatre's performance of A Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Indian food is all that perfection can be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Haineko. We're a package deal.
My girlfriend. She's AMAZING! Also part of said package.
A nice shirt and tie. Maybe some pants too. Maybe not.
Sunshine. I'm from California, it's like air to me. Or crack. You decide.
A kinesthetic activity. Like running, climbing, or dancing. Wind sprints with two year olds.
A garden or lots of plants. I tried going without once and my life was the poorer for it.

That's about it. I don't need much. Though I'd enjoy a nice single malt.

And apparently it's frowned upon to cross international borders without a passport, so that as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm INTJ and I definitely spend too much time thinking about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever happened to Saturday Night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really enjoy Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Though the video wasn't as enjoyable as what I imagined when I first heard the song. Why is she licking a sledgehammer? Was that supposed to be sexy? Because I'm just confused.

Also, I appear to reference the Zombie Apocalypse fairly often. But to be CDC did do some training exercises using the zombie apocalypse as a possible scenario. So there's that...nevermind, I got nothing.

Also also, I have lost my California spark. I drive too slowly (a.k.a. like a Midwesterner) and walk too quickly (a.k.a. like an East Coaster.)
You should message me if
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Anything could happen. And if that isn't worth it, what is?

If you're looking for a " friends who sometimes makeout " sort of situation, emphasis on the "friends" part. I don't need hookup buddies. A boyfriend/girlfriend/[(a)gendered]friend relationship works to, but I wanted to establish a lower limit rather than an upper one.

Or if you can get me into the anechoic chamber at Orfield Labs in Minnesota. That'd be cool too.

You want to see Insidious 3, Ex Machina, Poltergeist, or Crimson Peak. Tom Hiddleston and Guillermo Del Toro working on the same movie? Yes please!