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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:37am
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

I use the like button as a bookmark, so please don't be offended if I unlike you. Or be offended if you must, it's your life after all. Though more than likely it's because you're looking for a "single" person and I don't want to waste your time because I'm in a wonderful non-monogamous relationship. If either of those things don't work for you: Thank you for visiting and you're welcome to press the back button at your convenience.

For those of you still with us, my particular brand of ethical non-monogomy is not putting undue limits on my relationships with others. If we end up being friends, that's awesome. If we are friends who sometimes makeout, that's cool too. It's like the graph of tan(x) where y>0. I'll let you extrapolate.
What I’m doing with my life
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Encouraging others to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy! Quite literally actually. I work with children from birth (fine, 6 weeks old) to three, teaching them how to be logical, helpful, and self-aware grownups while maintaining their self identity. I will talk your ear off if you let me have any room to run. If I could be the Ms. Frizzle of Early Childhood Education, I would be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can and do use the Oxford Comma exceptionally well. However, the perfect usage of colons and semicolons still elude me.

Setting extravagantly high goals then meeting them. I want to run a race. How about I run a marathon to start? I've run three since then. I want to be a teacher. Let me move across the country for undergrad, then move again and go to six more years of school, while working, to be a better one; even though I only needed an Associate's. I feel like two examples is enough for now.

I'm told I give good massages and cook a decent meal.

I'm also told I paint my nails really well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. My canines are pronounced enough that small children often ask me if I'm a vampire. I'm not. I swear I do not sparkle. *shudder* Nor am I a werewolf. If anything I'm a chupacabra.

I have two modes: "Hoodie" and "Shirt & Tie." I enjoy combining the two. The result is charming, yet casual. Like an office worker caught in the middle of the apocalypse trying to look less conspicuous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book in all the world is Click, Clack, Moo Cows That Type. Seriously. Go read it and tell me it's not awesome. I am on a mission to make audio books of the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, and Grendel. I'd love to do a radio play style reading of something someday.

Wall-E and Lilo and Stitch always make me cry toward the end. That's right, I said CRY. I'm not ashamed of my emotions. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is great because Tim Roth and Gary Oldman are a perfect duo. Ghostbusters. Need I say more? Fearless, because it's the best martial arts movie where martial arts are not the point. Night of the Living Dead, because Romero inspired my love of zombies. Lots of terrible horror movies like Mimic 3:The Sentinel because a good bad movie is hard to come by. I would like it on record that the special effects of The Relic still hold up better than some of today's blockbusters. Oh and The Incredibles.

Why is there only only one season of Freak Encounters!? It's the most hilarious show ever! A perfect combination of cryptozoology documentary and prank show. Cryptids are fun to think about. Doctor Who without a doubt. I get all tingly after seeing an episode. Ten was my first and is definitely my Doctor, though Eleven inspired my love of the series.

I love theater. I'd much rather sit in the balcony or the orchestra than on my couch any day. Phantom of the Opera was great, so was Wicked; but the top seat still belongs to Wildclaw Theatre's performance of A Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Indian food is all that perfection can be.

Gin Wigmore and Neon Trees currently.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Haineko. We're a package deal.
My girlfriend. She's AMAZING! Also part of said package.
A nice shirt and tie. Maybe some pants too. Maybe not.
Sunshine. I'm from California, it's like air to me. Or crack. You decide.
A kinesthetic activity. Like running, climbing, dancing, or wind sprints with two year olds.
A garden or lots of plants. I tried going without once and my life was the poorer for it.

That's about it. I don't need much. Though I'd enjoy a nice single malt and a beach.

And apparently it's frowned upon to cross international borders without a passport, so that as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm INTJ and I definitely spend too much time thinking about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever happened to Saturday Night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was thinking about this earlier, but I thought the prompt was "The most private thing I'm willing to share" and I had the great answer in my head of "my bathroom." Of all the things that are my private things, excluding my privates of course, it is the most private thing I am willing to share.
You should message me if
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If you can get me into the anechoic chamber at Orfield Labs in Minnesota. That'd be cool.

If you want to see a scary movie but no one else will come along. I know that feeling well.

Or if you want to go do something like train for a marathon together or jump on/over random objects.

If you want to grab a drink (tea, chocolate, or the adult variation) and chat.

If you'd like to see any of the following performances with me:
-A staged reading of Shaw's Geneva at the Ruth Page Center
-Pervesk Burlesque at the Uptown Underground
-After Miss Julie or With Love & a Major Organ at the Strawdog Theatre
-Dirty Disney: A Burlesque Cabaret at Gorilla Tango
-Nocturne at the Athenaeum
-Cinema Science With the Field Museum: Gattaca at the Music Box
-Don Chipotle at the Storefront Theatre
-La Vie Fohéme at the MCL