Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Aleandwhiskey

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:17am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

I'm drawn to the macabre. Things like Lovecraft, thrillers (and thriller), scary movies, practical effects, dark theatres, Halloween, and abandoned buildings move me. Not because I worship death or anything so puerile, but because I love exploring the reactions and questions they cause me.

That being said, I can be remarkably childish at times. When did it become such a bad thing to be enthusiastic about the world and the things we can do in it? Where did all that wonder and curiosity go? What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish? All the wonderful things we dreamed of as kids we can do whenever we want as adults, and we can make it actually work!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Encouraging others to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Escaping pursuers in a foot chase. I run marathons and practice parkour, so I'm pretty fast, I guess? I'm prepping for two scenarios. One is the zombie apocalypse where I'll have to outrun Left 4 Dead style zombies. The second is if I see a magnificent big blue box.

Talking at length about random geek culture and science facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two modes: "Hoodie" and "Shirt & Tie." And recently, I tried combining the two. The result was charming yet casual. Like an office worker caught in the middle of the zombie apocalypse trying to look less conspicuous.

I smile a lot. My canines are pronounced enough that small children often ask me if I'm a vampire. I'm not. I swear I do not sparkle. *shudder* Nor am I a werewolf. I'm a chupacabra.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book in all the world is Click, Clack, Moo Cows That Type. Seriously. Go read it and tell me it's not awesome. I thoroughly enjoyed the His Dark Materials trilogy and am looking for nice hardbound copies. I loved Wicked; the rest of the series has yet to wow me, though I did enjoy them. I'd love to reread A Wrinkle in Time. Flatland was surprisingly philosophical. And enjoyable.

Wall-E and Lilo and Stitch always make me cry toward the end. That's right, I said CRY. If you don't feel for them, you're just not human. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is great because Tim Roth and Gary Oldman are a perfect duo. Ghostbusters, need I say more? Fearless, because it's the best martial arts movie where martial arts are not the point. Night of the Living Dead, because Romero inspired a love of zombies. Lots of terrible horror movies like Mimic 3:The Sentinel because a good bad movie is hard to come by. I would like it on record that the special effects of The Relic still hold up better than some of today's blockbusters. Oh and The Incredibles.

Why is there only only one season of Freak Encounters!? It's the most hilarious show ever! A perfect combination of cryptozoology documentary and prank show. Cryptids are fun to think about. Doctor Who without a doubt. I get all tingly after seeing an episode. Ten was my first and is definitely my Doctor, though Eleven inspired my love of the series.

I love theater. I'd much rather sit in the balcony or the orchestra than on my couch any day. Phantom of the Opera was great, so was Wicked; but the top seat still belongs to Wildclaw Theatre's performance of A Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Indian food is all that perfection can be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Haineko. We're a package deal.
My girlfriend. She's AMAZING! Also part of said package.
A nice shirt and tie. Maybe some pants too. Maybe not.
Sunshine. I'm from California, it's like air to me. Or crack. You decide.
A kinesthetic activity. Like running, climbing, or dancing. Wind sprints with two year olds.
A garden or lots of plants. I tried going without once and my life was the poorer for it.

That's about it. I don't need much. Though I'd enjoy a nice single malt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm INTJ and I definitely spend too much time thinking about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever happened to Saturday Night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really enjoy Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Though the video wasn't as enjoyable as what I imagined when I first heard the song. Why is she licking a sledgehammer? Was that supposed to be sexy? Because I'm just confused.

Also, I appear to reference the Zombie Apocalypse fairly often. But to be fair...um...the CDC did do some training exercises using the zombie apocalypse as a possible scenario. So there's that...nevermind, I got nothing.

Also, I have answered all the questions. Then I erased them so I could start again. That's what happens when I get bored.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You trust yourself. Because anything could happen. And if that isn't worth it, what is?

Or if you can get me into the anechoic chamber at Orfield Labs in Minnesota. That'd be cool too.