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Aleandwhiskey

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:57am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

I get pumped up listening to Stacy's Mom, ABC (Jackson 5, not the nursery rhyme) and Sweet Transvestite. I work out to I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan.

I really dig the ideas of consensual polyamory and monogamy. I guess some would call me poly-flexible, I like to think of myself as fluid.

Boys are cute, but I love women. Just possibly a man of the 51st century. Though I was never the face of any peninsula.

When I had long hair down my back I was told I had "that good hair." Apparently, I could have made a lot of money. Silly me, I only donated it.

I'm waiting for a smurfs/star wars crossover so I can finally call Gargamel a scruffy smurf herder.

I take the stairs 90% of the time going up, but the elevator about 80% of the time going down. If the car is already there.

The Suriname Toad makes my skin crawl. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up on YouTube. Blegh!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hopefully seeding a more compassionate and rationally insane world. Translation: I teach children from birth to three and guide their parents to give their children their optimal foundations.

Studying brain development as it pertains to the first three years and the system that it sets for a person's life.

Moving in as many ways as possible. Proprioception and vestibular are my favorite senses. I love the feeling of being tuned into my body and pushing it to its limits. So I run marathons and sprints, dance many partner dances, practice parkour and martial arts, jump into freezing lakes, and really want to jump out of planes and off buildings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking 500 miles then walking 500 more. Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

Planning, then flying by the seat of my pants. No plan ever survives its execution (who does really?)so I find it best to improvise. "Why have a plan then?", you ask. I have them so I don't have to use them. As the adage goes, better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Extrapolating data and experience. Challenging stereotypes. Testing assumptions. Smashing dogma. Then picking through the remains for lesson plans and loose morals.

Escaping pursuers in a foot chase. I'm prepping for two scenarios. One is the zombie apocalypse where I'll have to outrun World War Z zombies. The second is if I see a magnificent big blue box.

I am a world class DD. Though I've driven off a cliff, I was completely sober when it happened.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have two modes: "Hoodie" or "Shirt & Tie." And recently, I tried combining the two. The result was charming yet casual. Like an office worker caught in the middle of the zombie apocalypse trying to look less conspicuous.

I smile a lot. My canines are pronounced enough that little children ask me quite frequently if I'm a vampire. I'm not. I swear. I'm a werewolf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book in all the world is Click, Clack, Moo Cows That Type. Seriously. Go read it and tell me it's not awesome. I'm also working my way through The Hobbit and LOTR. I thoroughly enjoyed the His Dark Materials trilogy and am looking for nice hardbound copies. I loved Wicked; the rest of the series has yet to wow me, though I did enjoy them. I'd love to reread A Wrinkle in Time. Flatland was surprisingly philosophical. And enjoyable.

Wall-E and Lilo and Stitch always make me cry toward the end. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead because Tim Roth and Gary Oldman are a perfect duo. Ghostbusters, need I say more? Fearless, because it's the best martial arts movie where martial arts are not the point. Night of the Living Dead, because Romero. Lots of terrible horror movies like Mimic 3:The Sentinel. The special effects of The Relic still hold up better than some of today's blockbusters. Oh and The Incredibles.

Why is there only only one season of Freak Encounters!? It's the most hilarious show ever! A perfect combination of cryptozoology documentary and prank show. Doctor Who without a doubt. I get all tingly after seeing an episode. Eleven was my first, but like a lot of folks out there, Ten is definitely my Doctor.

I love the theater. I'd much rather sit in the balcony or the orchestra than on my couch any day. Phantom of the Opera was great, so was Wicked; but the top seat still belongs to Wildclaw Theatre's performance of A Shadow Over Innsmouth.

When I travel, and I try not to go a year without using my passport, I do as the locals do. Or at least try. Didn't work out for me so well my first night in Barcelona though, the city not the planet, but rather wonderfully throughout Japan. I'm quite keen on trying cricket in Thailand. I hear it tastes like popcorn. Though only on my cheat day. I try to maintain a vegan diet otherwise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, Haineko. We're a package deal.
A nice shirt and tie. Maybe some pants too. Maybe not.
Sunshine. I'm from California, it's like air to me. Or crack. You decide.
A kinesthetic activity. Like running, climbing, or dancing. Wind sprints with two year olds.
My passport. Sometimes a boy has to cross the pond to see the beauty of home.
A garden or lots of plants. I tried going without and my life was the poorer for it.

That's about it. I don't need much. Though I'd enjoy a nice single malt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm INTJ and I definitely spend too much time thinking about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever happened to Saturday Night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really enjoy Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Though the video wasn't as enjoyable as what I imagined when I first heard the song. Why is she licking a sledgehammer? Was that supposed to be sexy? Because I'm just confused.

Also, I appear to reference the Zombie Apocalypse fairly often. But to be fair...nevermind, I got nothing. Uh, but the CDC did do some exercises using the zombie apocalypse as a training scenario. So there's that.

Also, I appear to have answered all the questions. That's what happens when you get bored.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
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I love the exhilaration of teetering over a high ledge and staring stories down. The rush of anticipation called on by a voice daring you to go over. "Go for it." Every now and again you have to listen, trust yourself, and leap when you don't know what could happen. Because anything could happen. And if that isn't worth it, what is?