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Aleph-Omega

33 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm awesome. That's pretty much it. Some things can't really be conveyed in words, though I still do a pretty good job at it. I have had women tell me that I'm a catch, and that I'm a hopeless romantic. This is true, but I am just as much a hopeless misogynist. Let's face it, down deep most of you ladies hate us men too... Remember that drunk asshole you had the one night stand with, and the sex wasn't even all that good, and afterwards you said it was a mistake? I'm kind of like that, except no girl I've been with has ever considered fucking me to be a mistake. In fact, it would be a mistake not to.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm halfway through grad school, studying to become a psychotherapist (you have to be a little bit crazy). If I wasn't doing that, I would probably be DJ'ing or growing pot... Oh well, it's always nice to have hobbies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Subtle sexual innuendos? I don't know if that counts as a skill. I'm pretty good at finding things to do, and going to good parties. I know martial arts and I'm pretty good with a bo-staff, though I'm better with my hands... And other parts of my anatomy. I'm also a pretty good DJ (at least I can mix without all that computer shit, and own actual TURNTABLES) and I have a killer music collection. I love digging in crates, and if you name a hip hop song, there's a good chance I can tell you what it was sampled from. And while we're on the topic, yes, I'd like to mention... When it comes to boning - woooooooooh - I'm representing! (okay, that wasn't so subtle)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
* That I'm a viking
* Also that I'm a viking
* No, seriously, that I'm a very large man
* My hair
* My bling and the fact that I'm usually pretty fresh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've read too many books. I try not to do it anymore. Especially when I have to read insane amounts for school. Back in the day I used to enjoy a lot of science-fiction and some fantasy. I like novels about dystopian nightmare societies like Brave New World, and 1984, though I'm not sure those are considered "fiction" anymore. Mostly I read a lot of psychology, spirituality, eastern philosophy, and new age shit.

I enjoy movies but I usually only watch them if I'm dating someone. And most of the time we're really having sex instead of watching the movie... BUT, I do have a couple of favorites. I tend to like a lot of cult classic type stuff. Terry Gilliam is probably my favorite director. Off the top of my head: 12 Monkeys, Brazil, I <3 Huckabees (one of my favs), Fight Club (this is too obvious), Pulp Fiction (also too obvious), and Enter The Void (which is probably my favorite film in recent years).

I go to shows whenever possible and whenever I can afford it. Honestly, there are too many good ones in Denver to do them all. I love literally almost all genres of music, but if I wanna get hype and go to the club, I'm either listening to techno (including d&B, dubstep, trap, or whatever the fuck else kids want to call it these days) or hip hop music. Old school and underground hip hop is my first love. To me, you ain't a fucking DJ unless you can scratch and do some turntablism. When I'm cruisin' in the whip I listen to anything, but a lot of the time I chill out to old school shit like Marvin Gaye, Al Green... Any kind of funk, soul, R&B, and jazz. Basically the stuff from which those rappers got all those great samples... btw, RIP J Dilla.

I eat food. Stuff that tastes good. I like anything spicy, hot, exotic, but still reasonably priced. Kinda how I like my women.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music

Exercise

Love/Sex

The Internet (sad, but true.)

Good friends

My ride
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human psychology. The path to enlightenment. The nature of human suffering. Why the world is so fucked up. Why evil men prosper and good men are shot down in their prime. How to get money and pussy... You know, basic shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, my Tuesday night is like most people's Friday night. But I haven't been going out quite as much lately... Basically though, if there's something worth doing, I'm usually there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had lots of crazy ex-girlfriends? Even that might be too much. I think I'm gonna plead the 5th.

Oh yeah, and apparently gay men think I'm like the greatest thing since Glee...
You should message me if
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You're not crazy. If you're crazy and also really hot, I might be able to let that requirement slide. Just kidding, I kind of like crazy girls, but there is a fine line between "fun," "adventurous," and "spontaneous," and "bat-shit, off your anti-psychotic meds insane." Apparently, I am still trying to find that line. Also you should be fairly attractive and look reasonably good with your clothes off. I mean I generally don't fuck with below a 7, though I might drop a point if I'm drunk.

By the way, if you haven't realized it by now, this profile is a joke, sort of like this website - except for the stuff about me being good in bed - that's definitely true. Not that it matters since most of the chicks on this site seem to be looking for a hubbie or a babydaddy, and I'm not it... Not saying that I wouldn't, but I doubt I'm gonna meet that woman online. Anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself and at life, then what's the point?