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26 Maspeth, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:10pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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summers here and i'm very excited.
reasons -- you can ride your bike anywhere (i don't like to cruise) & anytime is a good time for the beach. i just only wish i knew how to surf...

some other things:
beards disgust me
trying to fix up the new place
i want to do a tough mudder
my okc messages are styled after anne carson ( i doubt she would be on here though)
the world cup is here and i'm very excited!
edit: the world cup has come and gone now i'm extremely upset
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i work for a photographer who makes me feel like i'm his babysitter... i design his books, occasionally make prints in the darkroom, drink all his nespresso and tell him far too often that "i don't think that's a good idea..." when i'm not hanging around with him i try to read - i do that a lot and to be honest i just love learning; whether it be in a formal setting or completely organic so i just recently decided to go back to go school for my masters.

other facts:
thinking about the Americans
trying to be cool like Chevy Chase.
hanging with Charlotte Gainsbourg (I wish!)
reading really old books and buying overpriced photo books...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
brushing my teeth in the shower.

and building things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my ears i think, but how about you tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food:currently addicted to sweet potatoes and short ribs with watermelon juice, or do you call it water?
(note* my food addictions fluctuate by the month, yet Mexican food always seems to be desired...)

most of what they play on WKCR
Sonic Youth
House & Disco -
movie soundtracks - * really love what daft punk did with tron
spaghetti western music - imagine fistful of dollars

-all Almodovar films
-Wim Wenders
-mistérios de Lisboa
-Conan the barbarian
-no country for old men

books & authors:
Pound's cantos
Marquez with Rabassa

right now i'm reading the following:
Burr by Gore Vidal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2)pizza slice
3)eye drops
4 tongue
5)water (swimming, bathing, drinking, rain etc.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-how Charles Manson scores more dates than me
- photography of America
- how to organize my books without a book shelf
- validity
- Shelly's unofficial legislatures
- Robert Duncan
-why can't start-ups start up in some other less crowded state
-how can i get the "y'all got issues" on my profile
-garbage! and how a junk yard ain't no different from a museum when it really comes down to it
-the vocal box and it's relation to room "box"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping, drinking, dancing or reading
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a tendency to babble on sometimes over completely irrelevant subjects
You should message me if
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you want to go catch a flick.
you would be willing to teach me a new language or help me improve the one's I already know...
you're a green thumb and can help me in the garden
if you want to get tea
if you're a gal looking for a guy

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