- Send a message that shows me that you have reading comprehension skills by mentioning something I've written here that you connect with or want to know more about.
- Include more than a greeting (if you follow the previous guideline, this should be easy). Assessment of my physical traits is not necessary and in most cases not recommended.
- If you follow the above and I still don't reply, please do not take it too personally (or worse, verbally abuse me for it). I do reply pretty rarely and it's usually based on my mood as much as the content of the message. However, not following the above will guarantee that your message remains unreturned.
- I like texting. Gimme your digits if you do too.
* END TRANSMISSION *
"No, I'm not gay
No, I'm not straight,
And I'm sure as hell not bisexual, dammit,
I am whatever I am when I am it.
Loving whoever you are when the stars shine
And whatever you'll be when the sun rises.
Yes, I like girls,
Yes, I like boys,
Yes, I like boys who like boys
I like girls who like toys and girls who don't,
Girls who don't call themselves girls,
Crewcuts or curls, or that really bad hair phase in between.
I like steam, rising from the body of a one-night stand,
I like holding hands for three months before kissing."
-excerpt from Andrew by Andrea Gibson
I like to get naked a lot. Everyone should be naked more often. You should be naked right now.
I tend to be a quiet person, but only because I'm usually in my head thinking about 5 million things at once. But if you get me talking about something I'm interested in, I sometimes won't shut up.
I'm a Unitarian Universalist, an anarcha-feminist, an anti-nationalist, an anti-gender-essentialist, a polyamorist, a pianist, an INFP idealist, and a cuddle-ologist. I lounge in baggy jeans and t-shirts by day, then femme-gasm all over myself for going out by night. I tend to be a homebody, loving snuggling with a good book, movie, or project, but I'm always up for adventure. If I really like you, I'll cook you sushi, make you silly trinkets, and wait up all night for your texts. I might even write you a song if you're lucky.
I am only looking for polyamorous relationships right now and have other partners. If you have a problem with polyamory or with me seeing other people, please do not bother to contact me. But friendship is welcome from everyone!
I tend to be most attracted to introvert-ish kinky queers on the masculine edge of androgyny. I'm also happy to be a third for poly couples, but if you start telling me about your relationship's one-penis-policy I'll give you the stinkeye.