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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
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I have not been on here in a very long time

Time to clean the cobwebs off of this thing. It'd be great to meet some new people up here, and see where it goes from there. I'm easy going, and up for anything new. I listen to music a ton I think it's safe to say that if I'm awake I'm listening to music. I try to branch out and listen to different types of music but I mostly stick to Drum & Bass. Yes, it's a Genre, no it's not Dubstep. (I hate rap).

I just purchased my first house so it's just me and my cat hanging out in my new bachelor pad. Anyways, if you ever want to get to know some more about me feel free to message me anytime and I'll definitely try to send a reply back your way.

It seems like a self respecting girl is so hard to come by these days.

Let's see! I'm going to write stuff I'm looking for here. Hopefully this will make it easy for people to know what I'm looking for.

---------------------------Do's and Don'ts --------------------------
- If you never went to college or are just straight up stupid we probably will never work out. I understand stuff happens in life, but at least have a goal and be intelligent.
- If you don't have a car or a job and you just lay around all day doing nothing. There is absolutely no way we'll work out. Not even on a friendship level.
- If you're heavy into partying and that entire scene. No bueno. I grew up.
- If you talk to a ton of dudes at the same time I'll lose interest and ignore you. Guy friends are fine :D
- I think intelligence is attractive. I like girls who can carry conversations and have positive happy personalities.
- I like when a girl takes care of herself. Twinkies are bad for you running is good for you.
- I like honesty and when a girl is straight forward with her opinion. I can handle criticism and prefer to know if someone has an issue. Games and beating around the bush are lame!
- Independence....
- Sense of humor is a must. I'm sarcastic and can be crude at times. Please take what I say with a grain of salt.
- I think red heads are freakin' cute. So if you're a red head, you're already ahead of the game and if I sent you a message first I probably already have a crush on you. (sarcasm) kinda :P
- If you're still reading and don't think I'm an asshole or douchebag I think you should message me.
- Also, I'm not sure what kind of impression I give off to people who don't know me. Please don't assume that I'm only here for sex. This isn't true. I don't like games or drama either.

No, I'm not a old man using someones pictures. No I'm not a serial killer. No I don't want to rape you. No I'm not a creeper. Internet stereotypes are funny lol
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a System Administrator for an investment bank.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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wut iz a buk, i dun naw how to reed.

Step Brothers, Oceans 11, Anything Marvel

Eastbound and Down, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Top Gear!

Drum & Bass, House, Jungle, some Trance / Electro

Anything edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air
2. Water
3. Food.
4. Sleep
5. Showers
6. The Sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many dumb people in the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a nerd at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
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1. You're capable of handling sarcasm.
2. You don't suck at conversations.