- i like maths
- no, maths is not the same as the thing you are taught in high school...
- i am a statistician
- yes, i know that that is unlikely
- yes, you can study that at a university
- yes, I know Churchill
- no, i don't look at my own shoes when I talk to you, I look at YOUR shoes
oh for god's sake read the answers to my questions, will ya?