Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is difficult. More wine might be needed. Everyone go get a
glass while I think about this.
Truthfully I'm only here, because:
a: beautifulpeople.com rejected me
b: sugardaddy.com cancelled my account after a credit check
c: dateacougar.com said I was too old
What's a guy to do? I mean it's not as if I have these incredibly
-You have a job (look, if this was the 1930's I would like, you
know, totally take care of you.)
-You speak a modicum of english (This is just to prevent the
inevitable e-mail spam from eastern european mail-order
-You have all your teeth (fangs are exempted)
Maybe I need to put up a shirtless pic with me flashing gang
signals standing next to my "ride". "'cause I'm all about the
ghetto yo". That might work would it not?
I mean no woman here can possibly be interested in someone who is
respectful, employed, fun, witty, does not need a spell checker,
charming and just downright handsome. Yes I know I'm easy to look
at, but trust me when I say I have substance (about 70-85% of that
is water, but it's all relative).
Thank-you for taking the time to read this, message me if you would
like to know more, unfortunately the wine is finished and I really
want to see if my profile at chubbydating.com has been
Good luck to all of you.
P.S: FYI I am a single father (as in my child lives with me), this
seems to be a deal-breaker with some women after/when the
inevitable question comes up regarding my custodial arrangement.
So, I think that little bit of pertinent information should be
available to someone prior to the argument over whether or not I
cheated at mini-putt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, studying, interpreting the Klingon dictionary
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Opening a Wine Bottle
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Warm, inviting, funny, and easy to get along with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tolkien, DePalma, Food Network, Kobe Beef, Vodka Martini's and
chocolate covered strawberries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#6 - My toothbrush
#5 - A really good pillow
#4- "All-inclusive" vacations
#3 - Beef
#2 - My Kids
#1 - The Zombie Survival Guide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next travel destination, how I can sucker my son into doing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Teaching my dog how to "High-Five"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we can connect.
Your so "over" your ex.
You have a really awesome cake recipe.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.