A modern day philosopher who wishes it paid better.

Someone who thinks the robots should have beaten the humans in the terminator movies.

That guy who seems to memorize entire text books worth of trivia but constantly forgets where he is living this year.

I would like to do SO much stuff I either don't have the time, or money for. Snowboarding, rock climbing, jumping off waterfalls, getting lost in the woods, getting lost in the city, parkour, painting, guitar, cosplay, taking broken appliances apart to see how they work, reading comic books and trying new things are a few of my favorite things.

And cooking. Spending an evening preparing the perfect dish while singing along to some great music!

Also, I figure there are two types of people in the world, scientists and artists. Which is to say, people who think primarily with the left, or right side of their brain. I love artists, and they're usually more fun, but at my core i'm a scientist.

Working at a cafe-bakery.

Dreaming of one day having that ONE good idea i can sell off. Like a device that easily shells hard-boiled eggs... or a book.

I build costumes and computers for fun. And i spend way too much time online playing games or reading articles.

If you directly ask though, I'll claim I'm hoarding wisdom for the future.

Learning stuff.
Also, i think, contemplate, analyze, brood, comprehend, examine, study, ponder, and figure out stuff.

I'm decent at anything i actually put any effort into.

probably the smile.
or some of my crazier antics like singing in public.

And sometimes my Dyed hair.
Rocking the blue/purple right now.

Having a desire to sample all the arts of the world, its hard for me to decide what is my favorite...

But i know i don't like country music, rap, movies that are scientifically inaccurate, Shows that are foolish and overly dramatic, and food that is bitter.

OH, but i LURVE peanut butter and Jelly. i know its not nearly as fancy as a prosciutto wrapped filet stuff with boursin cheese, but i don't care.

I recently watched an entire season of Dr. Who on a friends Netflix. I freaking LOVED it. But Netflix refuses to work on my computer. As such, I've been offering cunnilingus for Dr.Who to my friends like the shameless whore I am. (Half joke)

Hydrogen
Oxygen
Carbon
Nitrogen
Calcium
Other.

Science jokes aside, i would feel disconnected without the internet, or random scraps of paper to jot down notes on, or do random bits of math on.
And my computer. I built that baby from parts and I know her inside and out.

What is asphalt made out of? wiki it...

how do radios work? wiki it...

why is this tissue paper so soft on my stuffy nose even though its technically made of wood? wiki again.

what causes your joints to snap, crackle and pop? quick robin, to the wiki mobile.

Also, I imagine music videos for songs as they play.

work, cooking, dancing, INTERNETS!, and making costumes for nerdy conventions.

Or, honestly, watching porn and jerking off. I'm not gonna lie, I do this more often than i think is socially acceptable. Also, the fact that I've mentioned it here probably means no one will ever message me again.

Anything you'll have the courage to ask.

No, really. I don't lie, which i guess is kinda rare, and I'm really not shy. Ask away, but prepare for an awfully awkward answer.

Also, I'll try anything twice.

♦You're bored.

♣you think sentient robots is a good idea, not a bad one

♠If you have the belief that success is better than mediocrity.

♠You're horny and think I'm hot.

Really, if you are reading this and have 30 seconds to spare, say hi.
But for me to say hello in return i must first recognize you as an intellectual individual with an open mind.

ALSO! I'm looking for someone who is a 100% match because it would be awesome.
AND i'm looking for someone who's 100% enemy. Then i can be their arch nemesis.