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AlexJoker88

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name's Alex.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a comedian, a filmmaker, and entrepreneur.
I’m really good at
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problem solving, debating, drawing, video games, and laughing hysterically while watching new episodes of South Park.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They can't tell what ethnicity I am. People usually think I look hispanic because I'm too white to be black and too black to be white. Truth is I'm white and black. I'm grey. Also, people notice my sense humor right away as well as my infatuation with current events.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: the original Star Wars Trilogy (i count all 3 as one movie). I also love the Alien movies, the Friday the 13th movies, all the Jay and Silent Bob movies, Home Alone 2 and The Little Rascals...too many to name.

TV shows: South Park is truth, justice and the American way. regarding Matt Stone and Trey Parker, i LOVE every movie they have ever made as well as the award winning Book of Mormon. i also like parks and rec, hardball, the five, tracy morgan on scare tactics, walking dead, futurama, tosh.0, always sunny...same thing with TV, too many shows to name.

books: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore, The Blackest Night by Geoff Johns, and Crisis On Infinite Earths by Marv Wolfman...again, too many books to name.

food: fried calamari, hands down.

Music: this is harder to define. Basically anything I hear in a movie or TV show that I like I'll download, so I like every genre. I do mostly enjoy rock from the late 70's and all of the 80's. The one artist whose albums I still go to the store to buy is Weird Al Yankovic. I love comedy and music together and his stuff was the first music i heard that i said "i HAVE to buy that album." and if you can't do the math on that, I can't help you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Horror films
5. C-SPAN
4. My Computer
3. Comics
2. South Park
1. My dog Jack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
quantum physics, dimensional theories and other sciencey stuff. also political crap and psychological crap and how everybody is crazy in one way or another.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually out with friends at a bar. Either that or I'm at home with friends, two beers, maybe a joint, and a movie. If I'm alone, I forget the beers, curl up with either a movie or a book and just relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still fucking love the Spice Girls
You should message me if
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