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33 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:12am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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God recently appeared to me in a dream and told me that if I revealed anything major in my self-summary, He would smite me on the spot. That sounded pretty bad, so I'm playing this one conservatively. Apparently, however, having a revelation from God doesn't quality as "anything major" - because I'm still here.

High level, I'm a creative, athletic, and nice guy. Undergrad Ivy-League and JD from UVA law. I have a job that I love (VP Brand, at Tough Mudder) and an awesome family. I am fascinated at all there is to do and explore in this ever-changing city, but also love escaping it to play in the ocean.

Here's me in action so you can check out my mannerisms etc.:

Also read this in someone else's profile and thought it was true: "Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives looking for someone we don't fool." I.e. I'm looking for a real connection.
What I’m doing with my life
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Planning my next surf trip; trying to grow a global tribe of obstacle course runners; hanging out with my brothers; creative side-projects. Running and working out for my next Tough Mudder.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brainstorming ways to improve upon things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They never notice anything. I always sneak up like a ninja in the night. In fact, if I had a band I'd name it "Alex and the Nighttime Ninjas" and play to sold-out stadiums across the world without even ever appearing on stage (to the untrained eye).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Political biographies and non-fiction like Steven Pinker and any of those interesting pop science books.

Movies: Anything with Denzel Washington in it. Obviously.

Shows: House of Cards, Vikings, "24" (I sometimes take 2 hours to watch a 1 hour episode. Who knew it could be even more suspenseful?) Comedy-wise, my dad could fill in for Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, so I love that one, and Modern Family.

Music: Generally I get into popular songs a few years after they were popular, send them to my older brother, and then get for chastised for being behind the curve. I then remind him that for fun I took a vacation to the 2009 Intelligent Transportation Systems world congress, and am very ahead on future of vehicle automation.

Food: Thai and Indian. Plus any of my own creations, I'm pretty inventive in the kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You and the five things you left at my place to 'accidentally' remind me of you. OK in all seriousness, probably surfboards, surf wax, surf trunks, a surfboard leash, plane tickets, and a rental car to get me to the surf spots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) Why so many girls have photos of them petting tigers... it's as if OKC has a tiger park where they photoshop girls next to big drugged animals. (I laughed out loud when I saw that this is apparently a male phenomenon as well - and the gov't apparently is taking steps to prevent it, see my photos of the newspaper headline!!)

2) Which of my pictures is the crappy one that means you're like "Oh, that's what he looks like, well then I'm no longer interested."

3) Whether it even matters if I put my $1 billion net worth in stocks or bonds.

4) The correlation between success and replacing the ice tray immediately when is empty. (Although I suppose long-term success can be defined as one day having an automatic ice dispenser.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On our awesome second date, which we never thought could be better than the first - but is!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once did a search on this site for "books" hoping to find smart girls, but one of the profile questions asks for "Favorite books..." so I felt really dumb when I realized that's why my search results were useless.

Also, that I've considered loading up this profile with key words, like the evil people do on Craigslist. As an example, if a girl is searching for Derek Jeter, a guy with a speedboat, a rapper, a masseuse, or a guy who has a PhD, MBA, J.D., was in the CIA, does CrossFit, or even has been to prison, she may now come across my profile. That said, if you key-word searched for surfer, then I actually just may be your guy.
You should message me if
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You want to learn to surf this summer (I'll teach you.)