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Alex_005

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ok, so everyone is ashamed of this online dating stuff but if we're gonna do it, we may as well own it. So here it is. I'm a lawyer by trade and currently run a tech startup. I'm a former college athlete who's lived all over the country. I've been a ski instructor in Aspen, a student in Virginia and worked for the HEAT in Miami to name a few. As far as personality goes, I'm a bit of a goof. I love dumb movies and kids and don't do so well with word problems, long lines and authority figures. I'm always up for a night out with friends in the city but given the choice, I'll generally take a dvd night, a ballgame or a quiet dinner over a bar or club. I couldn't care less about the in-crowd, the velvet rope or the V.IP. Give my inner circle; people I love and whom I can trust and i'm good to go.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in international investigations and running a tech startup
I’m really good at
Inverted underwater basket-weaving
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm running away with their wallet!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, anything by Malcolm Gladwell, 50% of Shakespeare's works (his comedies kind of suck). "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Waaaay too many to name but a sampling: Shawshank Redemption, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather.

Shows: Suits, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, The Office, South Park, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, American Greed, Scrubs, House, The West Wing.

Music: Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Sister Hazel, Santana, Bob Dylan, Clapton, B.B. King.

Food: I have simple tastes but at the same time, ending up at a great restaurant is never a bad thing.
The six things I could never do without
1) Th Fam
2) The Gym
3) Outdoor activities
4) My dog
5) My dawgs
6) The Newspaper
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why penguins are considered birds if they can't fly. Isn't that just kind of cruel to call them birds?

What in the hell does the phrase, "That's the exception which proves the rule" mean?!

Do cartographers for social equality have a valid sociological point that needs to be heard?
On a typical Friday night I am
Spring/Summer: Back in Westchester, enjoying the suburbs for the weekend.

Fall/Winter: Relaxing with friends; plotting evil schemes to rob the Museum of Natural History and plant all of the loot in the Museum of Modern Art in order to start a high-class, boodgie turf war.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm right behind you!!

You looked, didn't you? ... Sweet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You don't feel like waiting for me to message you first because you like taking the initiative and you think classical gender roles are a load of shit and it's 2014, so you can message a guy first and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise!! Or you think I look like Alex Smith and you just wanna check, on the off chance that I'm actually a famous multi-millionaire NFL quarterback and not his slightly older, east coast doppleganger (ala Mexican Wrestler Ted or Mustache Marshall)