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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:12pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Ok, so everyone is ashamed of this online dating stuff but if we're gonna do it, we may as well own it, right? I'm a former college athlete who's lived all over the country. I've been a ski instructor in Aspen, a student in Virginia and worked for the HEAT in Miami to name a few. As far as personality goes, I'm a bit of a goof. I love dumb movies and kids and don't do so well with word problems, long lines and authority figures. I'm always up for a night out with friends in the city but given the choice, I'll generally take a DVD night, a ballgame or a quiet dinner over a bar or club.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a corporate attorney at a midtown law firm. I also run a tech startup and advise/GC for a hedge fund.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inverted underwater basket-weaving
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm running away with their wallet!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, anything by Malcolm Gladwell and many many poker books. "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Waaaay too many to name but a sampling: Shawshank Redemption, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather.

Shows: Suits, Game of Thrones, Archer, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Breaking Bad.

Music: Dylan, Clapton, B.B. King, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Sister Hazel, Santana.

Food: I have simple tastes but at the same time, ending up at a great restaurant is never a bad thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Fam
2) The Gym
3) Sports (playing)
4) My dog
5) My Passport
6) The Newspaper
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DJ Rob Gordon spinning at the Double Door!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing cool things in hip places with down people because I, myself, am cool and hip and down. Or maybe I'm just hanging out with my friends. But the point is I COULD be totally bad-ass and cool ... if I could only find my Hello Kitty fanny pack.

Otherwise, I'm probably relaxing with friends; plotting evil schemes to rob the Museum of Natural History and plant all of the loot in the Museum of Modern Art in order to start a high-class, boodgie turf war.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm right behind you!!

You looked, didn't you? ... Sweet.
You should message me if
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You are familiar with the works of Trogdor The Burninator.