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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:35pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Athlete, attorney, uncle & entrepreneur. Dry sense of humor. Wet sense of water. Writes in sentence fragments.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a corporate attorney at a midtown law firm. I also run a tech startup and advise/GC for a hedge fund.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scratch-made, life-changing, paradigm-altering, smile-inducing, artery-clogging, night-ending baked lobster macaroni and cheese. I think just writing that may have put me in a food coma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm playing with their dog in the elevator way more aggressively than a complete stranger should. "WHO'S A PUPPY?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, anything by Malcolm Gladwell and many many poker books. "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Waaaay too many to name but a sampling: Coming to America, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Spy Game, Sneakers, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather, Aspen Extreme, Tin Cup, Surf Ninjas, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Dragon, Empire Records, Animal House, Thomas Crown Affair, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, Tommy Boy.

Shows: Suits, Game of Thrones, Archer, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Music: Dylan, Clapton, B.B. King, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Sister Hazel, Santana.

Food: I have simple tastes but at the same time, ending up at a great restaurant is never a bad thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Fam
2) The Gym
3) Sports
4) My dog
5) My Passport
6) The Newspaper
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chaos theory ... and chocolate cake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I went to school in the South, so now I say "dang". Also, my birthday is on the actual, real deal, no joke, honest-to-god Rex Manning Day.
You should message me if
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You are also CONSTANTLY losing/repurchasing chapstick and umbrellas. WHERE IN THE HELL DO THESE THINGS GO?! Are they together somewhere? Should I put up flyers? Am I the victim of the most boring serial burglar in history? Am I going on weekly ambien-induced sleep-walking trips where I just give the fucking things away? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!