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33 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Athlete, attorney, uncle & entrepreneur. Dry sense of humor. Wet sense of water. Writes in sentence fragments.

What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a corporate attorney at a midtown law firm. I also run a tech startup and advise/GC for a hedge fund.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hanging out at the kids table.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyelashes are abnormally long ... and two-tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, anything by Malcolm Gladwell and many many poker books. "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Waaaay too many to name but a sampling: Coming to America, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather, Aspen Extreme, Tin Cup, Surf Ninjas, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Dragon, Empire Records, Animal House, Thomas Crown Affair, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, Tommy Boy.

Shows: Suits, Game of Thrones, Archer, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Music: Dylan, Clapton, B.B. King, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Sister Hazel, Santana.

Food: I have simple tastes but at the same time, ending up at a great restaurant is never a bad thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Fam
2) The Gym
3) Sports (playing)
4) My dog
5) My Passport
6) The Newspaper
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DJ Rob Gordon spinning at the Double Door!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing cool things in hip places with down people because I, myself, am cool and hip and down. Or maybe I'm just hanging out with my friends. But the point is I COULD be totally bad-ass and cool ... if I could only find my Hello Kitty fanny pack.

Otherwise, I'm probably relaxing with friends; plotting evil schemes to rob the Museum of Natural History and plant all of the loot in the Museum of Modern Art in order to start a high-class, boodgie turf war.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have succeeded more often than I have failed but my failures have been SPECTACULAR!
You should message me if
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You are familiar with the works of Trogdor The Burninator.