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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:17pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I don't like talking about myself, so I'll keep this short. I'm a college grad, but I work in Hoboken as a licensed massage therapist. I'm fairly quiet, a bit shy, but I'm pretty talkative once you get to know me (or if I had a few drinks).
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Exercising. Sleeping. Let's face it, eating. Trying to enjoy the little things.

I think I might change professions at some point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecating humor. People tell me I'm a great masseur, so I take their word for it. I'm highly skeptical by nature, so I'm still on the fence on whether or not I exist.

Eating cake.

I bike a lot, so I guess you could say I'm good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm tall, pale, and quiet (or at least that's what they tell me). Some people say I have a very dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as movies go, pretty much anything by Christopher Nolan, Stanley Kubrick, the Cohen brothers, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton... but I'll watch anything if it has a compelling story-line or interesting characters.

I don't watch much TV, but I love Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead.

I listen to a lot of different music, but mostly alternative/classic rock. Some of my favorites are Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Mars Volta, Maudlin of the Well, David Bowie, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, Of Montreal, The Shins, Jeff Buckley, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer
Coffee (iced or regular)
Quality movies/music/tv shows
Ghouls... little green ghouls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy. Existentialism. Determinism. Science. Religion (or lack thereof). Sex. Kinky, kinky sex. Stupid things I've done in the past. Things I'd like to do before I die. How the hell everyone on okc gets these amazing, professional pictures of themselves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing nightcrawlers.
You should message me if
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-It's your dream in life to date a tall, blonde, attractive, masculine, successful massage therapist, but you'd settle for me instead
-You have a weird/dark sense of humor
-You're awkward or uncomfortable in most social situations
-You're not easily offended
-You're a fan of Mr. Show, Game Grumps, Two Best Friends, or YTPs
-You're not a flake
-You find this at least somewhat amusing:

OR if you just feel like it.